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oh my god im just imagining the pain

Grey lord, the murderer of the future.

HA In my AP class we're reading 'one flew over' and in the beginning, which is where we are, I happened to get popcorned to the page where McMurphy talks about fucking too much and getting too much 'poozle' doesn't make a man crazy. I was literally sweating trying not to bust out laughing. Poozle. That and fucking, that was also hilarious to me.

This is exactly why I tell my mom the little stories after they dont matter. Like when I broke my nose in fifth grade, I stayed home for two full school weeks after getting the cast because I made her think everyone was gonna bother me about my cast thing. Each day she asked me If I wanted to go to school b/c I must've been driving her crazy, I meekly said: "But my cast... Mom..." And I told her about it about last month when we were sharing stories and the look on her face was priceless.

Japanese Dads are the best thing to have ever crossed this earth at the moment.

my emails for school be like : [email protected]
outside of school: [email protected]
[email protected]

This is sort of smart, but I think for the most part people would be too scared and too busy freaking out to actually remember this

Grandma: "April, shut up and leave that poor child ALONE'"
Me: *pulls sad face*
Mom: k
The moment the door closes at grandmas place though is the worst lmao

Step 3.5 : call for a child to pick it up because hey thats apparently what we're for

Or they'd be so scared that they'd just kill you before you picked up a lamp or something
- other guest

Also we should note the water beads slipping off its head. When animals have coats like that, it pretty much means they wont mind getting thrown in some water. ..... And I'm not sure if thats a cat or nightmare fuel oh man

Oof. I feel this post so much, only my sort of interaction was different. I had literally three dollars and ninety in /dimes/ last week because of my mom and I wanted something from the store { chocolate heart for myself } ...... Agony. Seriously, the cashier and I just looked at each other. And looked. .... I didn't get my chocolate heart. I left.

Oh, wow that's cool. I've been trying to take some shots of people's movements but I'm not getting it right..

I have like, the same cat. No idea on his breed though, anyone know..?

I like this idea.

Well, being topless doesnt make her a whore. She's an actress, and if she wants to do it childhood be damned because she's a very wonderful woman. One scene shouldnt change how people see her forever, in my opinion.

Iceland?? Lol

She looks just like her though. Not my daughter my ass. I haven't seen Tangled, but wouldn't she know by the face?

August sex
....... Was I a summer loving baby

I thought the one with Harry and Luna was how it was meant to be and then i looked more closely-

I actually did it. I think. Maybe not.

I drink apple juice every night and really nothing truly happens pft Im just now hearing about this.

They also apparently beat her parents and tried to force some sort of marriage on her, and then she had a four hour long gun battle with the army. there was this big women post earlier I lost the link to. You go girl!

Squad was the only one I really liked . The others were funny as heck too, lol.

That health test last week.

. . How about.... We consider... The little sign of Panem from the hunger games in the corner so we all get it. ;u; That was all it was.

Okay okay My mom says its lazy and all but I am a FIRM believer that its only going to end riiiigghhhhtt back where it started. I have found my people! Huzzah !

Shameful Trebek and Bumble bee over here.

I cant breathe oh god

Awww both. It was sweet all around.

Psat had me like lol

I was going to make a comment about running but seriously take your best shot at her :^) you mighht find shes super nice or something even if her exterior doesnt look like beyonce

lol

And still can I not find "China" anywhere but lmao my songs know what you dimmadid in the dimmadark

Its really lovely.

Oh my god yes it makes me so nervous now im just

What the fuck apple is shitty is that literally what it does?

... Is that the Childrens museum I think? In NYC.

I'm fucking pissing myself laughing I read it as "inspiring" before I went back and theres all these great migraine jokes but maybe he's jus like "peasants" think about that

omg depressing like bye

What if he just snatched him by force instead before he ran but I agree, good system!

Oh my goodness.

Am I the only one who would be his boyfriend? That's adorable..

Yes but would anyone mind actually explaining it instead of bringing up 4Chan. Please?