HOW???

It is actually the owner explaining the chart to his cat. Cat's response is probably "Whatever."

He is knitting a DNA sequence. Has to wear glasses to do it. I like this.

I am 6'4" and I look around movie theaters to make sure a kid is not behind me. I will moved to where I won't block an adult. I tend to stay low in my seat too to help others. I am very considerate until a baby cries. Then I am an asshole. If I pay $12 for a ticket it better be quiet!

Trump has not thought of this yet.

I know what! Let's go brush your teeth!

I think your new girlfriend is cuter anyway.

Check out just below where her collar jogs. There is a human head profile. I see it but it could just be the drugs.

It is close to five dollars for one rose at the florist. Go to Costco and get her a rotisserie chicken for the same price!

It is simply a Mousedoodle. Everybody knows that.

Coming to Disney 2021.

The giraffe just stood there and did NOTHING!

Are you sure she is not Canadian? Seem like a sign from one of their protests.

He can us tattoos to cover up the scars.

Rush Hour [actually Rush Minute]

Just wondering if he has landed yet or did he break earth's gravitational pull.

New breed, the Chickdoodle.

Staple gun.

She can find her bag on the carousel easily.

Pong?

Not that hard. I figured it out in just over a hour.

His hair style never changed. That is how she recognized him.