Listen up you fat ass. You're this Big

I need him to show this chart to our cat Starky lol he is a Maine Coon and thinks eating is a sport. We keep him on a strict diet but he still has a figure of a sumo wrestler. Lol he is very athletic he even jumps further than any cat I ever had. But still his tum tum is fat fat lol.

It is actually the owner explaining the chart to his cat. Cat's response is probably "Whatever."

"Listen, Jon, you've got to stop feeding your cat lasagna."
"But he hates Mondays"
"Jon, your cat weighs more than most people"