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mrscollector


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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
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Eclectic
Dyslexic
❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
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Sims/WOW
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Footgoose 11 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
“Excuse me but your shoelaces are untied but don’t worry I got it!”
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Cronch 14 comments
mrscollector · 6 days ago
Have you ever tried to bite soap LET ALONE A DIAL BAR?!?! That shit is hard and thick!!! Lol she got the jaws of life of the teeth world !!!
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Right? 11 comments
mrscollector · 2 weeks ago
See that right the is just some of land that Texas WAS FORCED TO GIVE UP TO THE OTHER STATES CAUSE THEY A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES WAH TEXAS IS TO BIG IT NOT FAIR!!! LIFE AINT FAIR!!! Lmfao sorry my ancestors appeared out me lmfao
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 weeks ago
Grab my mail from my ashes lol lol I’ll see if you can lol lol hold onto my ashes in the morning lol lol
Well looks like I’m double downing on the lols lmfao and that went a gray shade of dark lol
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Those ***ers are up to something 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 weeks ago
They are actually cleaning themselves using their own vomit.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 weeks ago
Lol I just yoking with cha lol 80)
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 weeks ago
Lol I feel very attacked right now lol
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i like my rocks mkay 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 weeks ago
My sweet little mentally challenged kitty collected pens. One burst one her and colored her blue so I had to remove all the ink sticks from them so it didn’t happen again. Because she would get so mad if she notice you took one and trust me she knew one was missing like a mama cat would notice a kitten missing lol.
Sadly we had to give her away but I made sure she went to a good home that could help her with her special needs. Her brother as well he had social anxiety to where he feared everything. Even his vet thought he had a touch of some mental disorder. But we couldn’t pin point it.
I miss them both.
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I was at the gym when this hit me and it bothers me 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 weeks ago
It’s white with black because it’s easier to dye black stripes than bleach black to white
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What Taiwan? 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 weeks ago
Hay Vern you can’t see me?!?
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This meme is chaotic 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 weeks ago
Mine tried and he screamed to stop saying sorry lol so I said ok sorry lmmfao
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Theyre very cute 14 comments
mrscollector · 4 weeks ago
Rollie Pollies and pill bugs
Bit of story
When I was in the 3rd grade we were learning about bugs and we got extra points (points were collected to buy tinker toys like fun erasers) if we bring in one that no one else brings in we get more points.
I brought one these guys. I only brought 1 but when I came back from recess there was A SHIT LOAD MORE in the cup!
I first thought it was poop till I noticed the little white things running everywhere lol. So I won the grand prize of points because I was the only one that brought a PREGNANT bug lmfao
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From the New York Mirror, 1950's 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 weeks ago
I love to hear if their wifes/girlfriends thought a man should be spanked lmfao
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Photo that became inspiration for Warner Bros. "Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote" 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 weeks ago
The things you say out of anger is how you do truly feel but not wanting to hurt peoples feeling always stops you. It’s during anger that the need to not hurt their feelings leave and you tell people how you truly feel about them.
So don’t believe anyone who says I said that out of anger I didn’t mean it. Because that’s not true they will say it again every time you argue and they will think it every time they are mad at you.
It’s why I refuse to name call when in an argument with loved ones or anyone else. I stay on topic and only topic of argument. And if they name call I ask them why would they call me that when I have not once done the same to them.
Honestly it angers some people more because you won’t stoop to their level. Lmfao
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It's not a book cheryl... 3 comments
mrscollector · 6 weeks ago
My husband has this manga book he loves it lol though it is his first manga he read so you can clearly see the struggle he is having to read it lol
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Camera flash made the sheep look like Zombies 7 comments
mrscollector · 6 weeks ago
Ba Ram Ewe Ba Ram Ewe
lol
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Thesis defense was tough 6 comments
mrscollector · 6 weeks ago
One cat to other “wait is this going to be on the test?”
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And a sprite please 6 comments
mrscollector · 6 weeks ago
Where the pizza that taste like ketchup and cheese?
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Gicky Rervais 7 comments
mrscollector · 6 weeks ago
Reminds me of the story about Bill Murray.
He was in a restaurant and took a French fry from a guys plate and told the guy “No one will believe you.” Roflmmfao
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And I would walk 10,000 miles.. (From an airplane that exploded, to lumberjack) 1 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
WHERE IS HER MOVIE?????
I would love to see her story
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Oh, the irony 6 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
I have no idea lol it was in 2016 when I met him.
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Oh, the irony 6 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
He showed me a pic and I may be a cis asexual but she was hot lmfao so I don’t blame him
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Oh, the irony 6 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
He had me text things that was like yo girl what up All Ight lol One point he said can you put in some of those text short words you know that people use I want her to think that I’m cool. LMFAO so I wrote C U L8R lol At the end he asked what does that mean I said see you later and he goes that’s cool. He was just all excited. I helped him even text his dad telling him that he needed a phone card that only did phone calls. The guy had to be at that time in his mid-40s and he didn’t know how to read or write. Honestly breaks my heart that he probably got into serious problems in his life because he didn’t know how to read or write.
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Oh, the irony 6 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
I was on a Greyhound bus going to go see my mom and dad for the last time before they passed away. I was with my daughter and there was this guy who clearly just got released from prison. Who was super sweet and I don’t know what he did but that’s besides the point. He kept asking people to help him but most refused. But he came to me and begged me to help him and I said I would help. He had a prepaid phone and the plan he had was so many minutes on the phone call and so many minutes to text. He couldn’t figure out why his phone wouldn’t let him call. It was because he used all his call minutes. I said you would have to text the person you’re talking to. He said I can’t do that I don’t know how to read or write. So I said do you want me to write a message for you. So he had me write a message to his girlfriend. In the message first thing I said is I am getting a nice woman to help me text. That way the woman didn’t say anything personal that I shouldn’t read lol
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Correct sir 3 comments
mrscollector · 7 weeks ago
My dad was a BRILLIANT MAN he graduated SEVERAL colleges and universities. But 1 thing he HATED and had trouble with was math.
His favorite thing to say is.
“If I have 10 apples and Billy takes 3 how many apples do I have?
10 I have 10 fucking apples and you know why because I don’t FUCKING KNOW BILLY! He needs to go get his OWN DAMN APPLES!”
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