Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife13yrs/Mom11yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
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Eclectic
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Helping 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
Lol so like I said
Go team Go lol
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Helping 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
"Go team go" lol that is what he is doing.
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Dogist 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
Also do to their torso size as well. Now there is some bulldogs that can swim. But it is safer for that bulldog on the other side of the fence. Unless he had a life vest. I have seen bulldogs that are able to swim just like a kid in a floatie lol
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Dogist 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
Bulldogs are not good swimmers. More than likely he can't swim. Many bulldogs just sink.
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Grandma is preparing to battle you 7 comments
mrscollector · 17 hours ago
Should of got her a Wii she could exercise and play
Organized 7 comments
mrscollector · 17 hours ago
I'm the exact opposite I put things away and forget where I put them. Lol
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Addiction is a terrible thing 10 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Who the fuck admits that??? I kept readying expecting a joke. Now I just regret reading it.
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Cute 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Lol yes Boogie also called Boogie Boo and Boogie Bear.
Her real name is Booger. Named after the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
See when she was born she was very sickly. She even had that eye infection that some kittens get where their eye produces to much mucus so the eyes crust over. Well she was so sick I had to keep her with me all the time. So I just started calling her the Booger monster because when her eyes were really bad to where she couldn't see she would hiss at everything. And eventually the name was just Booger. But now she goes by her nickname Boogie.
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Pizza stories 8 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Due to a construction of a new apartment building there was a contamination to the city water. THE WHOLE TOWN'S WATER had to be flushed. Fireman went to every single fire hydrant and opening them. They were ALL open for 4 hours. Every house and store using the city water was without water. But due to health rules all stores were told they could not sell any food. They wouldn't sell a single thing not even a candy bar. Even though it is prepackaged. I can understand cooked food but not even a damn Pepsi???
You would think all the stores would close but no they were ALL open. Even the restaurants even though they were all told they might not get water back for hours.
Cute 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My dog Mia loves babies. All babies. Babby cats, dogs, humans, she even thinks mice and hamsters are babies. But once a cat is as big as her (she is a chihuahua) they are not babies they are CATS! And she no like CATS! She tolerates the ones we have but she no like them.
All except my cat that is permanent small. Boogie is my cat that stopped growing at 8 weeks. She is mentally challenged and all my pets love her. The girls mother her and the boys protect her. But Mia is the one that can never get enough of her. She will kiss and love and cuddle Boogie as if she is her own baby. All I have to say is where is baby and Mia will look all over till she finds Boogie.
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Kets are love balls too 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
As for the lovey dovey one it was named after a cat my Dad had lol Coujo. And get this Coujo is so affectionate I literally have to hide from it or it will non-stop try to kiss and hug my face. She does it to everyone she meets. And Allen the cat is her twin brother. They were their moms first litter and only they where born.
She is so not a Coujo so we call her Couje coo lol.
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Kets are love balls too 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
The asshole is named after my Dad Allen. He also goes by the name Bubba. The cat not my Dad. He is my baby boy but I swear there is days I would love to drop kick his fuzzy long tailed butt across the house. Like 2 days ago I hear him crying out like help me! So I rush to find he is in our shower. It is a full glass walls shower WHICH has a lock on the outside. So we put our trash can for the bathroom in there so the cats can't get to it. Well he found a way to go in from the open top which is only a 2 inch gap. So I open the door and he walks out and I noticed he has something in his mouth. It was a used tampon. I had to chase him all over the house than wrestle it out of his mouth. Little shit. Lol
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Kets are love balls too 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I have a cat that is a SUPER lovely sweetheart and one that is an asshole but I still love him. lol
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That's how to get into depression 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Yes I know this I happen to have no tattoos myself because I am waiting for when I am not a whimp lol. But I do have many brothers and friends who have tattoos and have gotten the in front of me. And I happen to know many tattoo artist as well. And many of them have admitted that hardly anyone ASKS for vegan ink. Infact I had a friend who does tattoos was in the middle of a full back tattoo a the guy says "Yeah I am a vegan so my next tattoo be one to represent that." My friend didn't even stop he just kept tattooing the guy. Never letting him know all his ink in his tattoo is not vegan friendly.
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That's how to get into depression 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I hope she knows tattoos are not vegan. The majority of the ink is made from animal products such as chard bones, animal fat, and shellac from bugs. Yeah honey your face says vegan but your ink says beef. Lmfao
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Nine years ago '!!!!!! 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I write lol or lmao in my text because I text like I was saying it and I am a very happy cheerful person so where I would normally giggle or smile or laugh I write lol or lmao.
Not wholesome 8 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Saying well I am never doing that again. Lol
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Only 1 normal person here 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
They are the twins from miss peregrine's home for peculiar children
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You had one job! 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
He is about as smart as a screen door on a submarine lol
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Crispy pizza 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Lol he works from 1pm to 10pm. He is a computer technician. So he works his little brain and feet and back all day lol.
So he was exhausted and usually is whwn he gets home. Which is why I always have dinner ready the second he is home. So he had to make his own food and that was just to much lol.
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Crispy pizza 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
When I and my daughter went back to my hometown to say good bye to my Dad before he passed away I left my husband at home in Ca. because he had to work. It was a new job so he had to stay.
I left him with easy prep meals and preprared meals all he had to do was put in the oven and set the time and it be done. I even wrote down and taped it to the fridge all the meal names, temperatures, time to cook, and what to do for each.
He decided nagh and got a frozen pizza. He set the oven to 450 and set the timer.
See our stove shuts off once the timer is done. Like a microwave.
He fell asleep. He woke pizza was cold. He heated it again. Fell asleep. Woke up cold pizza. Set timer again. Fell asleep. Woke up to smoke and smell of burnt pizza.
He looked in the oven and it looked like this pizza lol.
After that he just ate what I had for him and followed the directions lmao.
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Cherry Blossom and Chureito Pagoda facing Mt. Fuji in Arakurayama Sengen Park, 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Thank you for my new phone background
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Savage yuki 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Mertil's dog is one of stitches cousins it is experiment 007.
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Endless cycle 5 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
When I was living in AZ. with my oldest brother he was on his way from work one day. He had the music blaring loud and this was Tuscon so it was a big city and he was waiting at a traffic jam when a motorcycle cop pulled up next to my brother. My brother freaked out lol like anyone would. The cop looks my brother dead in the eye and says "Music a little loud don't you think?" My brother thinking quick on his feet looks a few cars up and see a woman's seatbelt buckle dragging out her car on the driver's seat. So my brother says "Don't think she is wearing her seat belt, do you?" And points at the woman. The cop says "Good point." And goes and pulls over the woman. Lmfao
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Orca chasing after a boat 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Lmfao it's not a bird the fins on the sides is to help move from left to right to up or down. The back tail fin helps move forward. Like a mermaid would. The slightest movement can push them through the water.
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