Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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Wife14yrs/Mom12yr1girl
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Cats are kidding themselves 3 comments
mrscollector · 28 minutes ago
It's kind of like being the butler to the village idiot.
HALLOOO! 2 comments
mrscollector · 50 minutes ago
This movie is so not appreciated for the pure comedy genius it is.
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Hateful comments coming in 3.... 2.... 1 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
I say if you can't take it than don't dish it out.
He made fun of his religion so he made fun of his. Fair is fair.
Take advantage of your will 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
Today is my mom's funeral I am in California and it is in Texas I am unable to go.
My mom is being buried holding my Dad's ashes. My Dad was Claustrophobic it is why he was cremated so the fact he is being buried with Mom gave us a bit of a giggle. And I bet if he could he would of done this lol.
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You ain't seen shit 8 comments
mrscollector · 14 hours ago
Thank you. It means alot that so many are so kind on here. Especially while I go through this hard time.
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Go give your pets some love -Hyperion 8 comments
mrscollector · 16 hours ago
Can you please just NOT with this shit? I can't cry right now. I cry and I can't stop.
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You ain't seen shit 8 comments
mrscollector · 16 hours ago
Tomorrow is my mom's funeral. She lost her yr long battle to cancer so fuck this year.
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It's a complement tho 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
That's what I was going to say lol
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Best employee in the office 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
This is how you get your ass killed
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Your daily dose of wtf 6 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Yeah I soooo believe it "crawled" there on its own.
-.-
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Lefties are the devil's work! 6 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My husband is left handed. When my dad found out he said you should count yourself lucky when I was in school kids left arms were pinned to their side if they showed they preferred to use that hand so they be forced to use the right.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Go ahead and down vote but it's true. Icecream cones take a machine or even an oven or stove which means it needs to make a bit of that carbon foot print. But the banana leafs just need to be cut down and washed with water. Less carbon foot. So it is better than a cone. Though I myself perfer it in a cone.
Guess who's calling in sick tomorrow 9 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Same lol I like to have a igloo. Cold outside thick wall of cold blankets on outside of blanket igloo inside warm cozy thick blankets. It's like a sauna inside but than I make a hole for air and the cool air comes and it becomes my cozy little igloo. If I lose just 1 layer than boom frostbite.
Guess who's calling in sick tomorrow 9 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My husband can't sleep unless he has a fan so my freezing ass has so many blankets I can barely breath under the weight of it all but hay atleast he sleeps. Which is good because he suffers from sleep problems due to his anxiety.
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College campus protest sponsored by H.O.O.P., probably 22 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Yup he was a sick fuck
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Relationship goals 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Really good movie it has rowdy the roddy piper in it and he is the first to say the line I'm here to Kick-Ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubble gum
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College campus protest sponsored by H.O.O.P., probably 22 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
There is actually a guy who was raised as a girl because they mutilated his private parts when they tried to give him a circumcision. He had a twin brother who was first and was fine.
The doctors told the parent we can leave him like this or make him a girl. They went for girl. He went to a psychiatrist that forced the idea of being a girl in his head so badly that he even made him stand naked beside his brother to show that he was not a boy. He was a preteen when he found out the truth. He layer got married with a woman who loved him no matter what. She had kids already and he loved them as his. But sadly a few years after his twin brother killed himself he did as well
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College campus protest sponsored by H.O.O.P., probably 22 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Every male I know who IS circumcised has said they are glad it happen and that it happen as a baby.
Every male I met who IS NOT circumcised has said they wish they were and that they are WAY TO SCARED to do it now.
But I get what they're saying.
It's pretty messed up that yeah it's something that happens when you really think about it. I mean they're just babies they're just little boys and they do this to them. Worse is there's actually been cases where the freaking person fucks up and mutilates the poor thing. And no joke there really has been boys raised as girl because of that accident.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ice cream cones take a machine to make. Banana leaf and bamboo shoots takes a knife and water to clean.
It is simple, we just don't like strong female characters 22 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Let's just face it we don't want movies and TV shows where the lead is a woman when it used to be a man just because they want to make it appeal to woman.
Why can't we keep the remakes the same as before?
If you want more female leads MAKE NEW FEMALE LEADS!!!
NO ONE WANTS A FEMALE RAMBO!
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You guys are getting hugs? 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Do hugs from pets count?
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Bunny with a bunny 10 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Thanks this did help me. My husband got me a big thing of chocolate milk to help cheer me up as well so I am set till tomorrow thankyou.
Majestic 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Knowing the bat nose look like a little puppies with wings. Lol my Dad once told me he would of loved to have one for a pet but that one finger on the end of it's wings freaked him out.
Majestic 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I'll just get a toucan they look more top heavy lol