Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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In my case, Dad... 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
O you are an asshole....
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I'm not going to cry I'm not going to cry....
O god I hate you!!!!!
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We're hitting reupload levels that shouldn't even be possible 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
I have a laptop I rarely ever use and because of all the memes of Internet explorer always being so sad and lonely I keep using it only on that laptop.
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If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 8 comments
mrscollector · 6 hours ago
I was raised always leave the park/beach with more trash than you make.
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Damn ninjas 3 comments
mrscollector · 6 hours ago
I'm not crying I'm not crying I'm not crying...
DAMN YOU!!!
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Do you like my birdhouse 2 comments
mrscollector · 6 hours ago
Well aren't you the regular little boy scout lmao
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Meme crossover #49707 4 comments
mrscollector · 9 hours ago
I seen it it is ok just I'm not a huge fan of movies that flip around in stories. (Maybe due to my dyslexia thing)
So I took it and watched each story line one at a time and it not only made a lot more since but was alot easier to watch.
The 1991 Sears catalog was THE baddest thing to hit my mailbox 2 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
O GOD lol Why o why did my generation love neon?? lmao
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General on tumblr 4 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
And to think he got the idea from a guy running back and forth across the US.
Imagine if he handed him a different color shirt. What color would the smiling face be?
Red?
Blue?
(O.o) Green??
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Luxury life 1 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
I have a Mickey mouse watch where Mickey's hands move to tell the time lol
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"I will study on the bed so I can rest my back" 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Not all guest are bots.
Not all bots are guest.
Dark fears we all have 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
And just like that I am moving.
There is a built-in mirror above my head board to my bed which is also built-in. So neither the bed or mirror can be removed. I guess I can cover the mirror but I have this fear that if you cover a mirror something in the mirror will push it to the side with long creepy fingers so it can see you.
Ok WOW I REALLY can't sleep now. Lol shit
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This guy tried to scam his insurance and get some money 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Its stupid to scam in that country yeah the person in the car has to pay all your medical bills for life if you get "injured".
But if you are killed the car owner only has to pay a fine which in the long run is cheaper. So many car owners will run over the scammer. Just like this.
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Sunflowers and Stars 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Thanks for my new phone background
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Cat lady 8 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I love my cats but no way in FUCKING HELL would I let one lay on me while I am nude.
THEM LITTLE SHITS GOT CLAWS!!!
Plus it's kind of gross.
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Morgan Freeman doesn't need a stunt double 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
How do you even find someone as epic as he to be his double???
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Safest basement 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
One always tells the truth one always lies
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Bent six rhetorical Crane 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My parents picked thier names for the grandkids. My Mom is Lolly my Dad was Boom-pa.
My grandparents were Memaw for my Dad's mom, Mim for my mom's mom and her Dad was Daddy Sam.
When my kid has kids I want to be called Grandma Lanes or Memaw I'm still thinking lol I got a LONG LONG TIME to think lmao (I better).
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Morning ice on my car looked well cool 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
That is the work of Jack Frost.
Upbeat stupid ragged Wren 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
When my Dad was in the hospital just before he passed away my brothers would take his dog to see him every time they went.
They never hid him or anything lmao they just walk right past the front desk holding the little dog as if it was supposed to be there. The doctor even met the dog lol never did anyone say a thing.
Honestly though it might of been because everyone knew my Dad when he was himself (he had dementia and Alzheimers) and knew how much of a hero my Dad was. He was once an Navey officer, EMT, Fireman, Fire Chief, police officer, Fire Marshal, Prison Guard, Police Disbatcher, and he was the head fire detective in the Oklahoma City bombing case. (He pretty much solved that case on his own. With out him the guy would of got away with it.)
So yeah he was a hero.
Sadly his last days was closing in so that also may of been why they didn't care.
Plus the dog is tea cup chahuhua so lol not big at all.
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I haven't slept at all yet 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
100% me lmao
Agreeable milky Crow 2 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I edited my husband's grandparents tv so it only showed channels they liked which was really hard because they had over 1k channels and I had to uncheck each one they didn't want and they only wanted 34 lol
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I had zombie eyes here 59 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
@aviva now I admit Coujo has a good chance of being snatched willingly but Marshie with his anxiety disorder would more likely bite you and run away.
Boogie would howl in her wounded cry she does if touched. And her vet bills and care are extreme so it takes alot to care for her.
She now takes ear drops which she refuse to take. Try pinning a pint size fluff ball that thinks of you are killing it just so you can put one drop in each ear. Than hold it there for 30 seconds.
Zipper would shrug and run from you.
Allen would just slump and than bug you so much you will willingly give him back lol
Starky will willingly go but will eat you out of house and home and you will also bring him back willingly lmao
honestly only cat you have a good chance with is Coujo lol
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I had zombie eyes here 59 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Struggling to hold all 6 of my fur babies under their armpits with thier little furry bean covered feet dangling.
"NO TOUCHY MY PRECIOUSES!!!"
Husband behind me pleading for someone to steal just one at least. Lmao
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Girlzzz 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
One of the bats had him in his claws. The bat flew close to the bad guy and my brother KICKS THE BAD GUY IN THE FACE lol because he came in a flying full force kick it killed the bad guy INSTANTLY!!! lmao
My oldest brother had played this story with his buddies and he said this was by far the best ending he ever seen lmao
And my 2 yrs younger brother gave me a bat lol.
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Girlzzz 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I was once playing with my brothers as a night elf rouge and she was addicted to animals.
So in one game we are in this huge cave that is like a well shape with us at the bottom. Above us were these huge bats that we're so big we could of ride on their backs.
So my rouge while the others where figuring out which way to go starts to secretly climb the walls up to the bats.
Every time I try to grab one it flys off. But one drops this weird whistle. So I tried to blow it and it makes them go ape shit flying everywhere and alot extremely close to me. But once I try to grab them I have to stop blowing the whistle so they fly away.
So I yell down to my 2 yrs younger brother our dwarf fighter to blow the whistle and I toss it to him.
He blows the whistle to hard and the bats knock my ass off the wall and I almost die when I land. But they carry his short ass off lol. He had to sit out of the rest of the game till the bad guy called the bats to attack.
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