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mrscollector


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I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I tell her its an arts and craft thing I am doing lol
Or I say I want it for her baby book lol her baby book goes all the way till she is 21
It has even a college section and in it once a year it ask for a foot and hand trace/print.
Lol one time we was going to get her boots for Christmas so I waited till she went to sleep and put paint on her foot and placed it on paper to get her foot size.
We cleaned it off best we could but it left her feet blue.
When she woke up she said why are my feet blue?
I said you must of left them uncovered it was super cold last night.
Lmfao she said O ok and that was that lol. She was 6 and still talks about the time she left her feet uncovered and they were blue for 3 days lol
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Heather Graham at the ripe age of 50 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ok my dyslexic ass was like what she isn’t dead???
Than I see it says AT THE RIPE AGE OF 50
not
RIP AGE 50
Lol my dyslexia skipped most the sentence lmfao
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I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Extra side note: want to get shoes for your kid with out taking them or maybe for a family member to old to go or maybe a friend as a surprise?
Trace their feet onto a piece of paper.
This is how we get my husbands grandparents shoes and how we get shoes for a surprise for our daughter.
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I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Something to help with measuring
If you need to know how long something is but don’t have a ruler try this:
Take a bit of string and use it to go from one end to the other of what you are trying to measure.
If you have to measure 2 sides of the object measure the long side and cut the string than measure the shorter side and tie a knot on the string’s side you start with and where the thing you are measuring ends tie another little knot.
Now when you go to get what you need may it be a price of wood or cloth that will be cut to size don’t worry about the knot in the string it will not take that much from the length it be probably even a better fit.
And if you take it to a clerk to use to show how long and/or wide you need the thing to be don’t be embarrassed it happens a lot and some might even complement you on your creative way.
Side note: if it is smaller than a piece of paper just trace the item.
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Advice but idk though. I only want to be responsible for ruining my own life 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Best advise I gave that worked lol
My sister in law was leaving her husband and she wanted support while he called her.
I was there with her and they were going through the same old your not there for me you treat me like shit. Than she said and you never be with our kids. (Btw man has 5 ex’s 6 now with her and he has 10 kids total 12 plus hers so yeah if we knew that we would of told her stay away from him)
So he says don’t start with that you know I lost my Dad as a kid. You know I miss my happy memories of my dad of going fishing, going to the park, beach and him being at my school games.
I knew for a fact he wasn’t doing that for his kids none of them so I tell her to say where are the kids memories of doing that? The only memories they have of you is you not showing up and the back of your head as you sit at your computer playing games with strangers.
She did and that made him wake the fuck up and realize he had ruined his life again for the 6th time.
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Wingmen 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Lmfao how that one is like ok that’s enough of that shit and the other turns it’s head like where you going man?
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We are hotdog 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Originally Hershey kisses where hand wrapped and to make sure the candy would stay in place as they wrapped them the employees would lick the bottom of the candy and than wrap them.
It was in 1921 that they finally got a machine to wrap them.
Did you know that candy has the legal right to allow a certain amount of bugs in it?
According to the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA), anything less than 60 insect pieces per 100 grams of chocolate – around two typical bars of store bought chocolate – is deemed safe for public consumption.
So that means you have a chance to find an all bug candy bar and the company won’t get in trouble by the government.
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The perfect license plate doesn't exis- 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Best damn license plate I seen was one said B1AZEUP and driving it was an old woman and the car was a low rider lmfao I swear to god either she was a weed store owner or she is borrowing her grandson’s car lmfao
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Yeah I got home protection 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Who the fuck tries to steal a lobster lmfao
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Job recruiters perpetuating the biggest lie of 2020 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Lmfao same for my job in high school. I worked at a Whataburger lol
This is the highlight of 2020. The future looks bright 2 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Store can’t afford to open more than one cash register but can splurge on sending nuggets to space???
What’s next? A cvs receipt that even though left earth’s atmosphere still can touch the ground lmfao
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Spotted utter jerking Skunk 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
TLC would like to have a word with this mom
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Quite possibly my favorite bumper sticker 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Omgod lmfao as a dyslexic religious person who also has trouble sleeping this seriously hit to close to home
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I'm this old 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
God I miss these.
I have no idea why they stopped selling them.
Now it’s all 3 ring binders or if lucky you can find a 5 star zipper binder.
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Job recruiters perpetuating the biggest lie of 2020 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
So here is a trick if they say they cal in a few days wait a week and call and ask how it’s going if they say they get back to you and still don’t after 4 days call again. Each time mention how you would love to work there.
After another week and still nothing call again and ask if the position is filled. If they say no than tell them that you understand how busy it can be and would love to come work for them. If they say yes it had ask them was there something they felt you lacked that you can try to improve on? Sometimes they will see that you are trying to be a hard work and might let you in on a trial basis.
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Turns 99 today. Betty White is young at heart, beautiful and funny 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
You are late to the game but she deserves a birthday month lol
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So true 7 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Well technically no because the trial for among us is only guesses and witnesses and there is no telling who is lying and no way to prove it.
While real trials they have to go by physical proof and the guilty have someone to help represent them so they don’t just go NAH AH!
Lol
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Eat the... Whatever the hell that is 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Yeah I don’t eat wet bugs or regular bugs both are really gross lol
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Llamas are a joy to raise, allegedly 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
We actually had no clue where she got it from at first. Because me and hubby know no one in our family’s to have it. I even called my aunts and they said no one had it in my side.
But as we learned a lot more about it we realized my husband has a mild case of it.
He always would out of no where jerk his head back and forth and if you make the same head movement to joke about what he did it force him to feel the need to do it more.
He always just assumed it was a sore neck because he get this like static jolt in his neck before he do it.
Turns out that was exactly what our kid feels right before she gestures or says something.
What’s funny is now that we know do to my husbands anxiety if he is around her for to long when she has non stop tics he almost starts saying stuff as well.
It’s like when you see someone yawn so you feel the need to yawn even though your not tired.
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Llamas are a joy to raise, allegedly 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
We tell her to laugh at it and remember it isn’t to be embarrassed or scared of it makes you different. Lol she actually admitted she likes to hear the weird stuff she says.
One thing we are stricken on her about it is when she hits from it. Either herself or others. We are trying our best to make sure that doesn’t become a permanent tic. People with Tourette’s that hit do serious harm to them selfs and/or others. We don’t want that for her. We told her if she slips a bad word that is fine we do ask she try’s to to stop it from coming out we been teaching her how to substitute the words. But the hitting we tell her to fight it with all her might. Which forces her to spit more lol. We wipe our face and say I rather be spit on than you hurt your self. Lol
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Llamas are a joy to raise, allegedly 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
My daughter started showing signs of Tourettes around last September and is now in full blown Tourettes with uncontrolling movements from twitching to flipping the bird as well as saying random things and mimicking.
One thing that is her major tic is spitting lol I call her my pet llama lol
If she is upset with you or just don’t like you she spits lol
One day during her online class her teacher said she needed to retake a test and it sent into a full on spit mode lol her whole screen was covered in spit lol
I think the one thing that good about her tics is they are her Since of humor it is exactly how she react if she was trying to make people laugh. Lol
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just a drink 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
I swear I’m going deaf lol
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Good luck out there 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
All I see is the scene from the movie The Help.
You is kind
You is smart
You is important
Not that I am saying that about them just that’s what it reminds me off lol
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Awkward 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
Not how sex works or how those scans work but funny lmfao
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