Melodie Watkins


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What's better than good sex? 1 comments
mrscollector · 27 minutes ago
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I ummm... I am just going to say... ummm everything yeah everything is better. In ummm... my book that is uh yeah.
Somebody once told 1 comments
mrscollector · 32 minutes ago
My grandmother was born 1928 and that used to blow my mind. Because I was born 1980s so it felt so weird to know she was born just when the 1900s were new.
Now that it is 2020 it just makes me realize my grandkids are going to be like WAIT YOU WERE BORN IN THE 1900s?!?!?
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Guy with 8 arms and a tree growing from his head 4 comments
mrscollector · 38 minutes ago
Making a funsubstance User wish she decided to watch Netflix instead of reading that post.
He must've mistaken the Jedi for Jesus 3 comments
mrscollector · 41 minutes ago
A Jedi fights only when it is needed. He is a good kid.
My cousin Scooby 1 comments
mrscollector · 43 minutes ago
My Dad who worked as a fireman, fire marshal, and cop was a great artist. His favorite thing to draw for the office jokes was peanuts gang. And well after he passed we found a few of his “jokes” Lmfao let’s just say my mom said I know what is in that box and just burn it. Lmfao
It's Britney, b*tch 4 comments
mrscollector · 46 minutes ago
I used to have problems with the person she became due to some of her life choices but I still knew she always had a kind heart.
Algebra lessons 8 comments
mrscollector · 49 minutes ago
Do you know what is the greatest thing about finding out you are dyslexic in the 2nd grade?
When you get to middle school they don’t make you take algebra lmfao
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A rare photo of a crocodile calling for help 1 comments
mrscollector · 54 minutes ago
Ok I laughed I actually lol but that’s fucked up. Look how happy she is. Let’s not shame her for being happy.
How are you doing? 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
There will always be the things you HAVE TO DO. But it is the things you WANT TO DO that make life so amazing.
What sorcery is this? 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
Alakazam scarf
East German soldier helps a little boy sneak across the Berlin Wall, 1961 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
Sadly some German soldiers were just on the wrong side.
Passive aggressive boi 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
I swear to Dog I will chew it if I don’t get cuddles
Inner hoe wants to be released 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
cough cough *waves air*
Sorry My lung problem and my asexualness disagrees
Who would have guessed? 1 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
That is going to be fun if we all make it to 2022 that is
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Manager destroyer 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
When the bus drive says no dogs on the bus.
Beware the tit 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
My cat Allen has become an amazing mouser cat. (Cat good at catching mice) lol
Problem is he eats them once he killed them. Well really him eating them isn’t really the problem it is he eats the head down to mid waist and leaves the butt ends all in a circle on the kitchen floor. I once woke up to find on the kitchen floor 4 mice butts.
Worse is one day I went to get a bag to dispose of his murder victim and my husband wasn’t looking and stepped on it. He screamed like a 1950s house wife. He said mid shaky voice “There is blood on my foot there is blood on my foot!!! I thought it was a ketchup packet I stepped on but it had a tail!!!”
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Gotta try this with my bf 12 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
I would consider pizza an open face sandwich. Like toast would be an open face sandwich.
Gotta try this with my bf 12 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
No a sandwich if it is indeed a ice cream sandwich but in a bowl with toppings it is a salad.
Gotta try this with my bf 12 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
That’s kind of interesting lol so like ice cream would be a salad
Lesbians are straight but in denial 4 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
Last time I checked tits don’t come with dicks. And if they do the person is either:
Used to be male
A fat guy
And I am pretty sure lesbian wants to play with a vagina that isn’t theirs as well.
So no lesbians are not secretly straight.
If this was true than guys who like it when their girls mess with his ass are secretly gay.
Merry christmas 4 comments
mrscollector · 22 hours ago
If I tell someone Merry Christmas and they say oh I don’t celebrate Christmas then I would tell them then wish me a Happy or Marry whatever Religious holiday you do celebrate that is this time of year if you don’t have a holiday this time of the year then just say You wish me a Happy New Year.
And I tell those people that are like I don’t like saying Happy Holidays because it is Christmas you should say Merry Christmas. When I was a kid to say Happy Holidays meant Merry Christmas and Happy New Year together. So I tell them that when truly it’s just a way of saying happy every holiday that people celebrate this time of year.
Picture taken right before disaster 3 comments
mrscollector · 22 hours ago
How did you get roses I can’t seem to get them yet and I’ve already fast forward a month. I keep checking the store every day but no roses
All wahmen r queens 4 comments
mrscollector · 22 hours ago
OK so not ALL women are superheroes SOME are super villains
Grateful 28 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My whole family eats it and no problem but I eat it and I say it taste bad and I swear they didn’t wash the plate/bowl right because I taste soap.
Before Deadpool there was this awesome movie of awesome 4th wall breaking 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I love this movie
There is even a cartoon cat that Arnold’s character works with lol
He is the bottom left of the screen.
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