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So this lil guy was passing through a protest with his mom in Lebanon and he got scared, 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
I seen this they are singing baby shark to him it was super sweet
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Idk 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
Yeah like at a certain age you just see no point in knowing how close you are to death lol.
I think around people’s mid 30s people just go welp I counted the days till I was a big kid. Till I was a teen. Till I was old enough to drive. Till I was old enough to move out. Till I was old enough to drink and/or smoke.
Nothing left to count for except middle age and death.
Lol so we tend to lose count.
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Things you are better of knowing 5 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
Well maybe they needed to know if that was it lol
Sale as old as time 1 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
There’s a reason why it’s called the oldest profession
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Idk 3 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
Legit my Dad knew only my birthday and my moms lol I was born on their 11th anniversary August 6. My moms birthday was April 6. There is only 2 months in the whole year that start with the letter A so every A 6 my Dad gets his wife a present lol and he remember if it was already her birthday this year than the next A 6 meant get a gift for her and a gift for me.
But you ask him any of my siblings birthdays. I don’t know!
Or his own birthday I don’t know lol
My mom was the birthday keeper lol
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I can’t believe you’ve done this 3 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
The rind gives you the shits it’s like a laxative lol hope he was ok after.
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Things you are better of knowing 5 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
What if they planned to eat the snake? And that’s why they asked if it was poisonous?
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Stone the children 1 comments
mrscollector · 9 hours ago
With my daughter we tell her our dog is her sister and her brother is our cat. Lol
We even tell the animals go to sister and they will go straight to her. I asked her one time have she told anyone that the dog and cat know her as sister? She said no because last thing I need is to be teased I have a cat and dog as my siblings.
I asked do you say your an only child? She said no she says her siblings are Allen and Mia. Our cat and dog names lol I said what if they want to see them? She says than I tell them they are at grandmas lmfao
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It’s... It’s trying to camouflage itself 6 comments
mrscollector · 9 hours ago
I have a friend who is actually named Karen and she is bullied due to the Karen thing sadly. I never use the term to her or in front of her. She would go by her middle name but sadly it’s Carrie lol Karen Carrie her parents used to call her care bear so sweet.
And she is NOTHING like a Karen. She is kind friendly she works as a nurse and on days off she volunteers at elderly homes to help them exercise and do activities. She even fosters animals.
She believes workers at stores and restaurants should be given respect for the hard job they do and with dealing with people. She even hates confrontation.
So this is the only reason I see why we should drop the name Karen and let’s just call them what they are BITCHES!
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Well... He got a point 1 comments
mrscollector · 11 hours ago
Sadly I can’t eat tic tacs.
I am not allergic or anything due to health it’s just when I was a kid my grandfather every single time I see him he would have a box of these in his front pocket of his shirt.
When I remember him I always remember him with tic tacs lol
I remember after he passed away they found like a life time supple of tic tacs. But for my grandfather it would of last him a month.
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Is this the same phone? 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
All but notifications and apps is right. Those 2 I always keep under control.
Fighting brimstone with brimstone 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I said IT ISNT REAL STOP LYING HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY I BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND TO YOU!
She continued saying JUST GIVE THEM THE MONEY STOP HIDING IT!
I said DO YOU HONESTLY THINK IF I HAD ALL THAT MONEY I BE LIVING HERE WITH YOU!
HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN WOMAN!!!
lol best part is her husband is a preacher so this was like I actually slapped her in the face.
Her husband told her to shut up lol he said she was embarrassing not just me but my husband and him. He said She should be ashamed of herself. He quoted do not cast the first stone.
Multiple times after she corner me and hound me for the money that wasn’t real and I tell her I pray she becomes a real Christian one day. Lol made her shut up real quick lol
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Fighting brimstone with brimstone 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
One of the biggest slaps to the face you can do in the south is to say “...and you call yourself a Christian!”
As in when you see someone act mean or hateful with someone and you say “How dare you act that way and call yourself a Christian!”
When me and my husband were just 2 yrs married we moved in with his grandparents. We lived there for a while.
His grandmother HATES women. She thinks they are all thief’s and will take all her stuff.
One day she tells my husband that she saw on America’s most wanted a picture of me which said I was stealing teacher’s checks and cashing them myself.
My husband said that is it and called a cop to verify it was bullshit.
Lmfao I was a ghost to the cop not a single drop of info other than my name age and residents shows up 100% clean.
Cop TELLS THIS TO HER HERSELF!
His grandmother turns to me and says WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MONEY JUST GIVE THEM THE MONEY!
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Adventurous dynamic sedate Spider 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
True love never dies
Now I’m asking which one you DISLIKE. Imho hawaiian pizza is tasty tho. Refreshing. 10 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Sadly I am mildly allergic to pineapple. It makes my whole face swell up and my lips swell up start looking like a Kardashian lol
But I have this thing I hate melted chocolate. As in I hate warm chocolate like I like hot chocolate like the drink and I like hot fudge as long as it’s with ice cream. But warm chocolate EW NO! It always makes my stomach hurt.
So this is kind of a hard decision one and I do like pineapple but it hurts me I do like chocolate but not warm chocolate.
I think I’m a just take the swell look like a Kardashian and eat the pineapple.
I know some old lady start ringing the bell SIN SIN SIN SIN lol
War is hell 5 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Well you got a remember we’re back then was bad and not as in bad because people were dying but bad because there was no food there was no way to stay warm. Soldiers were actually drinking coffee which was actually just their boiled socks some actually eight shoes literal shoes and many ate rats. World war one and two were really really bad for the soldiers, not just the civilians who were staying at home and had to ration, people at home were complaining that they could only have meat once a week and rarely ever saw a real egg unless they bought it from their neighbors meanwhile soldiers rarely saw real food period. Real hot food was even more scares. Man said once they were given food it be so frozen it be a rock.
And it’s kind a hard to sleep when you’re just a couple feet away from the other side. I mean the only time the military had any real food or warmth or sleep or even joy, was when they were at base camp but sadly majority of them spent their time out in the field.
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Oil rigs out of water 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
They look like they should be walking around like Howl’s moving castle lol
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Melodic billowy keen Pig 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Favorite teacher story is there was this one teacher that was an ex marine and he just recently had gotten into an accident where he had to have a chest cast. It was well hidden under his shirt. He was sitting in the classroom and was thinking the best way to show the kids he was a teacher that needed respect. He sees the small fan on his desk so he turns it on. His tie starts to fly and flap back and forth as the fan blows on him. And the kids are giggling at it. So with out looking he just pulls a staple gun out his desk and staples his tie to his chest and continues his paper work he was looking over. Lol kids never knew he had the cast on underneath lol they thought he just stapled it to his chest.
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University material 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
He apologized and said he meant no disrespect the note looked like a kid wrote it. I said THAN CALL THE PARENTS HOW HARD IS IT TO CALL ME AND ASK IF ITS REAL? He said he didn’t think to do so. So I hung up because I was way beyond mad. After that he never question my notes.
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University material 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
When my kid reached 6 grade she bring home permission slips for stuff at school and I sign my name. About half way through the year I said kid you really need to learn to fake my signature. I started in middle school it’s not that hard just start my name than scribble the rest the teachers never care to check.
Though there was this one day I wrote a permission slip to get my kid out of P.E. that day it was her first day of her first period and she was cramping bad so I wrote a note. You know please excuse kid name from P.E. she is having cramping problems. And so on signed my name. That was kind of the note but anyway see I am dyslexic and because of this my hand written notes look well terrible lol looks like a kid wrote it. Fucking coach made me kid do P.E. he said the note was fake. So next day I called the school out for it. I yelled at the coach and said HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I AM DYSLEXIC YOU JERK DO YOU HONESTLY THINK EVERY ONE OF THOSE KIDS PARENTS LEARNED CALLIGRAPHY?
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Brehs doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
He than grabs a hand full of dirt and slowly release it and of course it falls at an angle due to wind. He says see that it doesn’t fall straight down. The world is turning on its axel as we speak. Soon Australia will be up and America be down. Creating the new ice age. We need to be ready. Animals already know the change is here. Than he should us a shit load of frogs in a water ditch right next to their trailer lol yes trailer. He said see the frogs are getting ready for the big freeze over. More frogs mean greater chance their species will survive.
We just said yeah wow well we got to go. Lmfao
He is a nutcase he says he was a secret agent and he has jewels in banks across the world yet they live in a tiny trailer barely big enough for 1 person but 2 live in it with 4 birds.
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Brehs doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
My husbands mom married a conspiracy theorist aka idiot.
One day he said we should prepare for a new ice age. I couldn’t take it he was asking me about do I know how to hunt with bow and arrow or cook on a campfire? I do because I learned basic wilderness from girl scouts and being raised in Texas lol. But he kept questioning me like he planned to have me in the bunker with them lol. So I said HOW do you know a new ice age is coming?
My mother in-law laughed and said show them. She laughed like they will believe you after you show them not like hay guys listen to his stupid theory. She was just as nuts.
He goes outside and says see the moon. I say yeah. He says it’s not in the same spot as it was last night or the night before. It’s slowly moving away. (-.-) <- me.
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Oh, by the way, have you heard? Jesus dies in the Bible, and comes back to life later 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
I LOVE spoilers.
Seriously PLEASE tell me how movies end or books, or tv shows end!
I think it doesn’t spoil it I feel like it prepares me. Like in Star Wars when Darth Vader says he is Luke’s Dad. It made me go OMGOD I cannot wait till that part!
I didn’t go WHAT HE IS GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU FOR RUINING IT FOR ME WELL I CANT SEE THAT NOW!
Those people need to get a life seriously.
Spoil please spoil!
I look every thing up when movies come out like with the avengers last movie lol I still haven’t gotten around to seeing it but the 2nd day it was in theaters I scanned like a mad woman on the internet for clues to how it ends. Lol
But I give respect and give spoiler alerts when I talk to people about stuff.
In person I ask if they want the spoiler version or the no spoiler version.
Let the children charge 10 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Btw sorry for the really long rant I have mad respect for all teachers I mean I am a teacher so I know how hard it could be to be a teacher but some teachers should never teach and this woman should never ever teach and by the way I am friends with a lot of people in that school district head office from being a sub and she no longer teaching at all. Lol
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Let the children charge 10 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
And she tried to say well she still rolled in my class when we get back to school She has to Come to my classroom I said dumb bitch yes I have a dumb bitch to her California announced that they’re closing the schools for the rest of the year the school will not be open she said well there’s a meeting that will judge that and I said it doesn’t matter what the school judges she’s not going back to school I’m a high risk I will be damned if she goes back to the school especially if she goes back to your class which she would never do. She tried to say something else but I hung up.
She really should’ve not called me.
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