Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife14yrs/Mom12yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
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Eclectic
Dyslexic
❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/AC/WOW

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These security questions hurt me 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
I can answer them all
But I never use those as my question.
????'s to New Orleans 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
I know a few relatives lol who will say best thing Texas ever made is drive thru liquor barns. Lol
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Can relate 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
As someone who has been on both sides trust me the kid deserves it lmao
At least the man in the mirror never turns me down 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
They show you ads to what you look up the most.
That's why every damn ad I see involves Disney lmfao
The 47249th time I make a joe joke 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
Legit me and my husband lmfao what's worse is sometimes we are one cat and other times the other lol
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Pretty much 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
You know as a kid I was told endlessly by tv, movies, and school that drugs would be everywhere when I grow up and everyone will try to make me take some.
And honestly not a single person tried to push me to do drugs. Not my friends not even the ones who smoked. They asked if I did I would say no and they say ok. That's it.
I even knew an actually weed/crack drug dealer. He asked if I do them I said no. He asked if I wanted to try any or he can get something else. I said no thanks though. He said cool ok well when ever you want hit me up I'll give you a freebie. I said thanks. That was it. He never asked again.
But every time I turn on the TV or go to the doctor I am offered and damn near pressured to try every new drug they make. One dumb fuck dentist offered to give my 12 yr old daughter Vicodin! She wasn't even in ANY PAIN! We were there for an assessment.
He pressured so much that the only way we could leave was if we took it. We filled it out and never used it.
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She’s really unique 7 comments
mrscollector · 15 hours ago
Sad but puppers is still 10 out of 10 cutest puppers ever
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She’s really unique 7 comments
mrscollector · 16 hours ago
I just want to know if it wags when it is happy because if so that would be so cute
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A good laugh for my mates in fresh, but hopefully this wont die there 2 comments
mrscollector · 17 hours ago
When I was in 1st grade there was this girl who was super sweet and kind. And this boy who was the popular boy in our grade. (Yes there was a group of popular kids even in 1st grade.) Both were in my class. And some how they got in their head they were bf and gf. This went on for about the whole school year. Till the girls birthday. She had a Barbie party and I remember this because she was blowing out the candles and than ran off to cry. Some of us girls followed her. She said the reason her "boyfriend" wasn't at the party was she saw him kiss a girl in the 2nd grade behind the school during recess.
Than she said the words. "ALL MEN ARE JERKS!" lol
I wish I can go back and tell her not all men are jerks. But a majority can be and us girls are just as bad. lol
Let's face it alot of us are/was D.W.I. "Dating While Immature!"
I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 12 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Well technically there is shades of blue maybe they meant what SHADE of blue?
Me too, bruhhh 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I'm God in the Sims
I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 12 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ok so hear me out first ok. I was the customer.
My husband wanted me to call the local pawn shop and see if they had any electric guitars. This was back in my hometown in Texas. We knew they had acoustic guitars but didn't know if they had electric ones.
So I am sitting in my parents room with my mom and few inches from me and my youngest brother there as well.
I call the pawn shop and ask "Excuse me but do you happen to have any air guitars?" The person on the phone said "excuse me what kind?" I repeat " Do you have any air guitars?" They go quit for a second and so no than hangs up. I hang up (land line shut up I'm not that old) I say to my mom "wow they were rude." She and my brother bust out laughing. I say "WHAT IS SO FUNNY?"
My brother says "You dyslexic idiot you asked about AIR guitars not ELECTRIC guitars!"
*Slap hand to forehead*
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Yeah I am a terrible at calling people lol
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Not another "aching turkey wing" kind of rare insult 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Well let's see who offered to pay? Because if I am aware he only has 50 I would offered to pay or at least have him pay the tip. If I was unaware what he had and he offered to pay than he sees it is to that much I would offered to go Dutch. But if he tells me to pay it even though he offered but than saw it was that much you can beat he is paying.
Now if it is my birthday and he didn't know it be that much I offer to help pay. But he best rub my feet or back later lol. (Deal me and hubby have) if it is his birthday I am paying even if I only had 50. Because I calculate everything I plan to buy before I buy it. Especially if it is like for a birthday. So I probably knew it be that much.
If it is spur of the moment I would offer to pay part. If I offered to pay before we go than I will pay.
There will be days when you have 100s in your pocket and others have not even a dime. And than some days it be reversed. So I always share with those I hold dear.
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School never taught me that. 14 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
But they taught you how to learn by looking things up and asking questions. So yeah why don't you try that.
Because I have answered this far to many times on here.
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 28 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Jim Morrison
Or Jimmy
Or something like that.
Jim Morrison called himself the lizard king
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Be that guy 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ok so my math was off due to an Dyslexic error lmfao
*Shakes fist in air*
Damn you dyslexia it made a fool of me again.
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A day that will live in infamy (1999) 10 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Might of been it's been so long I forgot which one. It was my brothers game and console
Again :( 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
This might be a part of a large course meal some have like 6 or even more. This is obviously the sea food course.
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Again :( 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Ok I said it countless times. "Fancy Restaurants" give small portions of all their food because you are supposed to order not just main course. You are supposed to buy an appetizer, a salad or soup, a main course, and a dessert. The 4 course meal is supposed to fill you up. If you go there expecting to eat like you do at a regular chain restaurant or mom and pop you will leave hungry.
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Those damn Barbarians 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My 2 yrs younger brother once played a barbarian in D&D. He was being chased by a group of rouges and decided to hide in a near by alley. There in the alley was a door. The DM said it was locked. My brother says he wanted to try to pick it. The DM said "You try to pick the lock but end up crushing the handle in your hand and ripping the door off its hinges. But you are able to open the door and replace the door to appear shut. Fooling the rouges enough for them to leave." Lmfao
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Is their beyond burger good? 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My oldest brother never got a blizzard from Dairy Queen before. When I lived with him in Ariona he took me and his daughter for ice cream. I asked for a blizzard and he decided he wanted one as well. The woman hands him my nieces ice cream. He takes it and hands it to her. Than just as he turns around the woman has one of the blizzards and flips it above his lap on the car. He freaks out and waves his hands like he is trying to catch it. Lmfao. Than when she flips it back he starts to breath like he just had a heart attack lol. I asked him "Didn't you know they flip it to show how thick it is?" He says in a cracked voice "FUCK NOOO! I NEVER GET THESE!" I nearly died from laughing so hard. Literally I nearly died. I have a breathing problem and I laughed so hard I stopped breathing he had to beat on my back to make my lungs work lol.
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This could get ugly 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Trucks and guns is all I am saying.
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Be that guy 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Actually it's around 29269 days away but nice try.
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Singapore used to have this funny drinks 12 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
You can love a child and punish them too. And who said you can get out of the corner?
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A day that will live in infamy (1999) 10 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
O me too I have a HUGE FEAR of stuff moving around in deep water.
I can't even play games where you go into deep water if your character can get hurt because it freaks me out.
I remember I once played Lara Croft and it had a level where you played under water and you could be eaten by a shark lol I had my brothers beat it for me. Lol
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