Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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It really is 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I forgot to add I personally can never go see a movie alone lol I may seem super sure of myself but I need someone with me. It is much more fun to see a movie with others.
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Dentisy 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
When I was in my teens I went to a dentist who asked if I wanted to watch a movie so I picked George of the Jungle.
My dentist was a middle age female and when it came to the scene where George is playing with the horses at the mansion my dentist stopped and just started at it and once it was over she looked at the movie box and said wait this is a kid movie?
Lol I said with a nose gas mask on and the dentist hands in my mouth yeah Brendan Fraser is to hot to be in a kids movie lmfao she nearly jabbed me in the gums from laughing to hard.
Honestly he was one the reasons it was hard to tell if I was Asexual in my teens lol
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It really is 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I do and dont like watching shows and movies alone.
Pro
You can skip ahead if story is moving slow,
No awkward moments like when characters make out or have sex,
No having to wait for the someone so you can start the next episode,
No pausing for other people because they need the bathroom or want a snack,
Sad moments you can get snot noise crying and not worry about someone asking/laughing at you AWWWW you crying?,
You can rewind if you missed something,
You can watch on your phone instead so you have the screen close (I have bad eye sight)
Con
You have to wait for the other people so you can watch the next episode,
You have to pause if they want to get up,
You can't rewind unless everyone wants to,
There is a chance someone will go ahead,
You are forced to watch on the TV and you cant always control volume,
I like subtitles on all my shows and movies but when we watch as a family no subtitles allowed.
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Honestly the only good thing about watching together is you can talk about it
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Tables to pallets 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My Dad actually took some of these and made a dog house for our dog. It was so big that after our dog passed away my 2 youngest brothers used it as a club house.
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Not all heroes can find their capes… 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Excuse me but his name was Russell Casse and he may have been a drunk but he was NOT drunk when you took down the first Alien ship letting the other pilots know not only THAT the Alien ships could be destroyed but HOW to destroy them.
Russell Casse was a damn fine pilot and a damn fine hero.
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Talk to your partner 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Well that and when the story originally came out it was very common for a husband and his wife to sleep in separate beds. It was usually poor families who slept in a big bed or a family still trying to have kids.
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I'm second of 8 kids. What does that mean? 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Guess that is why we stopped at 1 kid but have 6 cats lmfao
Alive gabby fluttering Boar 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Seeing as I am Asexual all food is better than sex lmfao
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Oh yeah, that's the good stuff 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
That reminds me of the first time I tried feeding my baby bird a grakle I found. He was to young to eat bord seeds and we didn't have any bugs lol so I had wet cat food. I put it on a popsicle stick and tried to feed him it be her refused it. I ended up prying his beak open and placing it in his mouth. He went ape shit the second d it hit his tounge. Lol he did the whole baby bird squawk when the mama rings them food. Lol. And when he thought I was to slow with it he showed his beak wide open into the. At food a d pulled up a mouth full. Leaving a beak shaped hole in it.
We did eventually lead him up to more common bird food. Bugs seeds and such.
Using an air horn to scare this guy into dropping his phone 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Really I just wanted to warn people about it because my oldest brother loss part of his hearing due to a coworker when he worked at spencers in Austin TX. The guy was an inch from his ear and blew the damn thing making blood pour from his ear. It. Busted his ear drum and a few blood vessels. So when I see people attempt that like to give the warning.
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He is to partake in the nectar of the gods 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Did you hear some guys are claiming they got hepatitis from drinking the water.
Using an air horn to scare this guy into dropping his phone 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Not only that using an air horn that close to someone's ear can cause serious and permanent damage. It is beyond stupid and reckless to do so.
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'Nam flashbacks 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Our poor cat Marshie (short for Marshmallow) has social anxiety and on the 4th of July when people shoot of fireworks he hid under my daughters bed and refused to come out till the next day. It is his go to ace now when he is having a bad day so it has a cat bed that has a blanket tent stitched to it so he can crawl into it and hide. I place a small bowl of food and water for him so he doesn't go hungry like he did the 2 days we couldn't find him and turned out he was hidding all because my husband was given balloons for his birthday from his work and we set them in the living room.
Yeah we can't have balloons of any kind or he freaks out.
But yeah 4th of July scared the shit out of him Boogie my mentally challenged cat was fine she jump when it pop but that was it.
All the other cats and my dog were like o was that a firework I didn't notice. Lol
That puts things into perspective 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
OMYGOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE lol
Val Kilmer was so hot in this movie and he sings in it lol. Top Secret is one the best movies ever.
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What could go wrong if your mom catches you trying to riot? 7 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I remember that she caught her son rioting so she beat his ass on live TV. Lol
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Now that's cute 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I always love how much birds love to mimic. I had a Grackle that I raised from a baby and he loved to give kisses. He fly to you snuggle to your cheek and click his beak to make kissing sounds. If you laughed he either get angry and puff up his feathers all mad like or laugh as well by opening his mouth wide and make a sound like kaw kaw kaw kaw lol
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But was he running at 141.622 kph? 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
What if his future self was stopped by time cops before he could visit him?
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Moms are precious 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
I have a shit ton of middle age and up female cousins and that if the EXACT POSE each and every one of them has as thier profile pick. Lmfao
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Sheikh zayed mosque , Abudhabi 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
I expect Aladdin and Jasmine to fly in on carpet any minute.
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2430 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
They are both wrong that is a magic orb that stole all the orange from her stripes.
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"for 44 years' 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
Now any time she says no one makes her birthday cakes I say well I made you one and you yelled at me for it. Lol
She just looks at me like (-.- ) you little shit.
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"for 44 years' 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
My mom made every birthday cake for every person in our family all 6 kids my Dad and my grandmother who lived with us for every yr. But no one would make hers she always made it. Mainly because out of my parents and grandmother she is the only one who could bake. And we were all kids.
1 yr I decided I would make a cake for her. I had my grandmother help and we made a simple box cake but we decorated it and it looked great.
My mom comes home ask if anyone go with her to the store I decide to go. She goes into the grocery store alone comes back with a large cake box. I say "I hope those are doughnuts!" She blows up "NO ITS A CAKE BECAUSE EVERY YR I MAKE EVERYONE A CAKE AND I REFUSE TO MAKE MY OWN THIS YR!" I laugh and say "I know that is why I made one for you. Me and Mema made you a cake today. It was for a surprise." She just looks at me and says "WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!" lmao She refused to let anyone touch the store bought cake till we finished the one I made. Lol
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Change it ! 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
That is why we brush after breakfast
What would you do? 19 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
My laziness lol I wish it go away I got alot of shit to do.
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Please don't attack my mom like this 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
HAY I AM ONLY cough37cough on my next birthday lol