Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife13yrs/Mom11yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
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Eclectic
Dyslexic
‚̧Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
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Sims/AC/WOW

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Side by side with my great great grandfather. 1903 to 2018 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
Isn't that an Ace Ventura quote lol Its from the 2nd movie When Nature Calls.
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Side by side with my great great grandfather. 1903 to 2018 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
If I was you I would be looking for pictures of him when he is older so you know what to expect. Lol
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If you ever wondered 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
Very funny but no it is wrapped around his leg and he is using his feet to hold tight.
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Its okay to have fun 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
Believe it or not when we went we saw alot if single people walking alone and riding rides. I once saw a 60 yr old man there on his own. It was lunch time and we were sitting at a large picnic table to eat and he was walking around looking for a place to sit. I said if you like you can sit with us the table seats 6 and this place is full. He said thank you and sat down. He told us he comes to the park every year since he was a little kid. Some years his family can't make it so he goes alone. He used to come to Disneyland when you had to buy tickets for rides. They stopped using those before I was born so lol he been going a long time.
So yeah boy or girl you want to go to Disney alone any Disney park do it. And if anyone gives you a look just pull the o my family is on a ride I don't like. Works trust me. Because everyone has that one ride they hate.
Anon punches a wall 4 comments
mrscollector · 16 hours ago
Actually it would make me want to never see the guy ever again. To me it seems that he gets physical when he gets angry. And more than likely would hit either me or a pet or if we had kids maybe even them.
So yeah hitting a wall is the easiest way to LOSE someone not impress them.
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*Reverse Uno card* 2 comments
mrscollector · 18 hours ago
Mom: Yeah and your ass will be cooking it.
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This is as sad as it is necessary 4 comments
mrscollector · 22 hours ago
It is SAD that it has BECOME NECESSARY. That family shouldn't have to plaster to the whole world on their not only front yard but garage as well their kid's problems just so cops would stop being called to their house. That is fucking ridiculous. It is obvious they are giving him the best care they can.
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Subtle complaining at Disney Land 1 comments
mrscollector · 23 hours ago
When we went I made my husband a button. It has goofy and it said "I am celebrating..." than you can write what ever you want. So I put. "...My wife spending all my money." Lmfao everyone loved it.
Best part his shirt I got him to wear says "I work to support my wife's Disney habit." Lmfao
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Potatos 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ok so some of you might know my husband "found" a box of old counsels. From original Nintendo to playstation 2. Well we got all the cords we needed and everything we got games and we are all set. One problem we never thought about. From original Nintendo to dream play station 1 can not be played on a modern TV. Yeah you need either a old TV or a converter. And it isn't because the cords don't mat h because they do just all TVs are wide screen now and well the games and systems well weren't lmfao.
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Read it 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
There is an manga that is like this. It is really good. It is called "The Gamer" https://m.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/the-gamer/list?title_no=88
I would probably do exactly what he does lol
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Pizza 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I don't care I love these little alien guys lol I want a shirt with them on it lol
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They just put these up at my school 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Ok so I was talking to my mom and told her about telling this story about my knee and she said did you mention what your dad did? I totally forgot. See my Dad was a State Fire Marshal at the time this happen. And when I told him the condition of the school he sent the info to the "right people" and the school was inspected on a surprise inspection. The school was shut down for a week in February they moved our spring break up because apparently there was a shit ton problems not just with that building but everywhere. There was fire alarms attached to nothing. And smoke alarms that batteries died so long ago the batteries were corroded. My dad even sent a health inspector and even the kitchen wasn't up to code.
My Dad told my mom if it wasn't for the fact I really loved my school he would of had it closed. The inspectors kept coming to my Dad saying you sure we should give them time to repair it should be closed. And my Dad explained it's the only jr high that has a Dyslexia program.
"These paychecks are barely enough for me, alone..." 9 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
""Pharmaceuticals""
Or
Pharmaceuticals
O.o
Lol
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Who's winning 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Girl not afraid of any of them.
O.o I am afraid of Mayo, Mustard, and pickles lmfao
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"These paychecks are barely enough for me, alone..." 9 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
It is called having a second income. Also called not spending all your money on junk. Lol
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My expectations for you were low, but holy!. 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
She actually did but the teacher asked do you mean south because Americans are not allowed in North. And she said yeah I got mixed up. It was south.
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Here's a better picture of me :) 6 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Because it makes them feel more comfortable with putting themself out there on the internet.
The world is a cold place sometimes but the internet is colder. People end up as memes and plastered all over the internet over the smallest of things.
Think about next time you see a photo of someone online where they are being made fun of. Do you think they wanted that when their picture was taken?
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They just put these up at my school 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My mom called the school and yelled at them for what seemed like hours. The next day the ramps were gone and in their place was newly made stairs. Which we later found out was made over night by the woodshop teacher. He was paid 50 dollars for each. And only reason people found out is because he complained about it to his class lol saying he did a good job they promised 100 each but said no they ment 100 for both.
They were actually lucky mom and dad didn't sue like they wanted. I begged them not to because they said I would have to move schools if they do and though the school really was terrible lol the teachers and students were worth staying for. Many of my favorite teachers were from that school. And I would of lost my Dyslexia program. It was the only jr high that offered it.
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They just put these up at my school 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My jr high had a 2 classroom building in the back of the school that was there since the 1950s lol. Yet they school had 5 classrooms with nothing but old desk and old furniture. The building was falling apart. It had a hole in the floor in one classroom so the teacher put a big slab of wood over it lol. The ramp to go in was made of rotting splitting wood. It is a thing to do where we kids would just swing under the bar at the top the ramp and hop down. Well I did this one day and went to the bathroom came back and sat in class. About 10 minutes go by and the teacher looks at me pale as a ghost and says OMGOD ARE YOU OK?!?! I say yeah why? She points to my right leg and it is soaked in my blood fro. The knee down. I was wearing acid wash Jean's they looked black from all the blood. I went to the nurse my knee was torn from top the knee cap to the bottom. She gave me butterfly bandage and sent me to class. Refused to let me call my mom. Turned put I needed 6 stitches.
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My expectations for you were low, but holy!. 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My daughter is in 5th grade. At her last parent teacher meeting the teacher asked if on break we went to South Korea. When she asked my kid learned back to me and whispered "Say Yes."
I looked at my kid like are you fucking serious, you could have warned me in advance.
So I said "I think she has told a little fib to seem cool to her friends. We never been to South Korea."
The teacher says "That is what I thought."
I than asked her not to tell the kids in class. I said you know how kids are they want to be cool and popular with their friends. So they make up little lies like this. She agreed and never told the class that my daughter never been to South Korea. And I told my kid later at home if she is going to make lies like that make them believe able. But than again her friends are idiots. When she was in 2nd grade she somehow convinced them she was a robot. Lmfao one kid even asked me if it was true she was. Yet not a 1 believed her when she told them she was born in Texas. Lmao
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Helpless hoc Wasp 33 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Texas version
Rattle snakes are smaller than you think and louder.
Frogs are smaller than you think.
But are also larger than you think.
Horny Toads are smaller than you think.
Grass hoppers are larger than you think.
Crickets are smaller than you think.
Locust are larger than you think.
(And creepy as fuck.)
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5 more minutes 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My kid just pulled this stunt lmao
I had to wake her for school and she ALWAYS ask for 5 more minutes. But the rule is get dressed first than a 5 minute nap. Because if she doesn't it is super hard to get her up and going. But after the 5 minutes she will ask for 5 more but I say no so I get how about 3 more. Again no. 2 more please mommy. She is 12 yrs old now, only time I ever hear mommy any more is when she wants something lmfao. I usually get Mama or Mum. She pulls the Mommy out because she knows it works so she gets 2 more minutes. Lol what she doesn't know is I been waking her up earlier than I used to. I wake her up a good 10 minutes early to make up the "naps" lol
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Hehe funny trick 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Some times old comedy is the best comedy. Lol
Single mom has a lot of mouths to feed 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
When mom brings home fast food.lol
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Sweet 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
We did as well just never did I kill the animals. And we didn't kill babies. I just couldn't do it.