Huh? I am confused?!?!

Sorry, but he needs a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts. That is the "Dad" uniform. The New Balance shoes are a nice touch.

Make sure the pizza delivery places deliver to your area at night. They know what areas are safe and which areas to avoid. A friend wanted to order pizza for the people who helped him move. Pizza place would not deliver there. He moved again a few months later.

Intellectuals

CKD

Nice!

Turnip's view of the world.

I object to this. Everyone should be accepted the way they are. Signed, Karen

I wear a dog cone. Problem solved.

She seems OK with it. Him...not so much. His car?

Florida?

OK, you wake up from a nap with a cheetah resting his head on your chest. What do you do besides remaining very calm? If you can. I could not.

He is in Witness Protection. Can't have his picture taken. These face masks have made it much easier for me to not be spotted. After what happened in Miami I can never go back to Florida.

How come the white cat is not biting the hand of the other one like my cat does?

Now I know what Chinese character tattoo I am getting!

Perfect time for a stun gun. They will still be out as you stroll out of the store.

I told you I did not want to race today! I am going home. So there.

Wrinkle Rick?

Wrinkle Rick?

Think "High Tech".