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It's A Reality, People 35 comments
cookiecorners · 7 years ago
Considering the average weight of people in the decade, and the fact that the "ideal" body type was something like. ..um, Morgan Fairchild, "fat" was probably between 150-175 lbs.
saddest picture in the world :( 11 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
This happened like 4 years ago. I'm not crying again, I swear
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Choo choo 6 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
This reminds me of Dumb Ways to Die
Which is worse? 12 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
It was. .. at first
He's A Sponge After All 6 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
No, Squidward. Don't eat that, it will go straight to your thighs.
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American style 21 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Heck, you can get them fresh at delis or butcher shops depending on where you live. In those long sausage link chains like the ones in old cartoons
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Days since he last visited: 0 10 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
He doesn't go inside the house. Ever.
*sings love love peace peace in the shower* 8 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Sadly, we couldn't vote for this gem of a song.
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comic sans 2 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
The Font police strikes again.
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Banana for scale 3 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
The joys of bartering
How can wood be so metal? 28 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
I seem to remember hearing about a guy who wiped himself with one of this tree's leaves, then killed himself because of the pain
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Excuse me, would you mind not sitting like that please? Thanks 18 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Sitting like this is actually pretty comfortable.
... for a while
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What It Looks Like When You Put Miniature Scenes Inside Rings 16 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
"Rings? ". Dude, two of them are pendants
When your phone is too bright at night 5 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Well, there are apps specifically for using your phone at night, which reduce the brightness a lot.
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To fear, or not to fear 12 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
It should be
uh? 8 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
A British one.
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Get better soon 29 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Sshhhhhh. Don't tell people
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I am okay with this because it's true 17 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Isn't Spanish older than Italian?
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Possibly the most amazing house ever 7 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
You walk. A lot
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Forgetting the effects it would cause 17 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Not really. It's moving away slowly enough that the sun will turn into a red giant before the moon leaves Earth's orbit
Someone was looking out from above 36 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Same. We'd die, bro
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*singing* Peel the avocado, peel the avocado... 19 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
But he still filled for bankruptcy four times. Have you seen our economy?
*Heavy breathing* 18 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
Yes. They're delicious
Jealousy sucks 7 comments
cookiecorners · 8 years ago
... this sounds like my dog. ..
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