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cookiejar5051


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Something to keep in mind 131 comments
cookiejar5051 · 10 years ago
And 0.5 percent of abortions are on bananas. Mostly those young drunk bananas going to all those parties these days!
Amusing pics compilation 15 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
It's uncanny!
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It seems that they are in a bit of a pickle 7 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Well, my mom is much stronger than my dad, (not my step dad, but almost!) and she actually had to help my dad open quite a few jars! :D
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Meanwhile in 'Stralia 18 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Where I live, it has never snowed, and I mean NEVER since the ice ages! -.- but I've gotten plenty of snow from when I lived in New Jersey!
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Coolest snow sculpture ever 6 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Who lives in a pineapple maaade of snow?! SpongeBob Snowpants!
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Shit just got real 10 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
No. We don't do that here. Get out.
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Reacting to s*x joke 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
As a girl, for me it depends on how funny it is. As young as 8 if one was hilarious I'd just turn away and laugh as quietly as I could!
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Living reflection 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Oh lord cheezus I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight! But that's what I expected going on FS!
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Just something awesome 15 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
That too obviously!
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Of course you would! And where I am (bay area California) it's only 11:31! So a few more hours searching on FS for me!
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Just something awesome 15 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Yes. This is why I come on FunSubstance! And all the awesome people on it of course! :D
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! Although I bet you'd be happy to cuddle up with Sparklez and go to sleep...haha ;)
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I believe we are both girls, and although I don't have ANYTHING against homosexuals, I'm not. Sorry lol! :D but I'm still looking forwards to your wedding!
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Best business card ever 2 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I would change my name if I was him... But good thing he added that it was just his name!
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I'm 13 as well!
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This was me when I started watching Supernatural. 20 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I usually don't it in a day, for me it's a week. A few week ago I got hooked on DRAGON TALES thanks to a post on FS regarding that kid show. I am 13 years old, and yet I watched all of the episodes within a week!
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You better not be writing in pen for 2014. 13 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Every year I pretend I won't mess up the date, and yet every year I do...
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Aww shucks thanks! ^.^ you're sweet!
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Live p*rn concerts 49 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Same! I especially hate it when I get downvoted for joking, even when I wrote I AM JOKING! Such as here...http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/100206/have-paper-cuts-how-to-heal-them-quickly/
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One day Leo, one day 16 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Isn't this from Fairly odd Parents!? Lol!
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*descriptive and interesting title* 24 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
*comment saying how nice guests like you should make an account*
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Still a nice picture 20 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
This might make a new meme! Just like doge...
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Childhood. Ruined. 18 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Ok now I REALLY need the Men in Black to come and flash me with their memory eraser thing...
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I say aunt 28 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Well I say "Aunt"
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You cant call yourself a hardcore gamer until you do this 15 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I didn't even know doing that was possible! Whoever did this I bow down to you! *Bows*
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