It seems that they are in a bit of a pickle

When I realized I'm probably going to be single for life (please no pity comments, I'm not fishing) I figured out how to open jars even though I have jello arms. I place the jar under hot water for a few minutes. Then I get a paper towel and place it on top and then turn.

Well, my mom is much stronger than my dad, (not my step dad, but almost!) and she actually had to help my dad open quite a few jars! :D

Poor lesbians and all of the unopened jars. Whatever do we do without men?

God I hate this comment. It's so sexist it makes me sick. Not all women are wimps. Jeez, this is the fucking twenty first century.

Help me ;-;

Don't worry. I have a sledgehammer for situations like these.