CookieQueen

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I feel like an idiot right now 6 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Yes because it was only one year ago :)
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I feel like an idiot right now 6 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Call her right now! :o
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Excuse me 7 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
-"Sir, please let us clean your ear with this giant q-tip"
-"Wtf"
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H-T-T-P 6 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
I G G Y
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You have most of my heart 9 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
And what about pizza???
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This dog freaking out over a lime 4 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Aaaaw it was too sour ^-^
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No ones looking for him.... 2 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
I don't know why I can't stop laughing xD
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Dad and his lingo 7 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Doesn't it mean "oh my god"?
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Youtube Comments Comp 12 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
The last one with the thumb x,D like the thumbs from spy kids
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Putin approves 20 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
I guess she meant "Get out off politics" or something like that :D
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Putin approves 20 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
It is read "idi na hui putin". Translated it means "putin go to the d*ck"... Kinda like "go away, putin"
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Itty bitty kitty takes a hot bath 6 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Cuuuuuuuuutee *-* but don't cook it :o
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I didnt say nuthin 3 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
That's just terrible ._.
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Weather here in Austria 1 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Ich stimme dir so zu! Ich bin aus Vorarlberg und das Wetter tut einfach was es will ._.
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True love 7 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
But that flamingo is more beautiful .-.
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You and Me Both, Buddy... 9 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
There are two kind of people, right? :D
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Bae....con and eggs 5 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
I think "before anyone else" is cuter ^_^
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Stranger danger 4 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
It's also in real life like that, isn't it? If the boys is cute then all his behavior is cute... No matter what psychopathic thing he's doing
I don't regret it 16 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
My mom got married at 17 and she seems really happy :)
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i never knew they were so hardcore 18 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
You're welcome ^_^
Hyperspace dress 4 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
But i guess it only looks good when it's dark in the room
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He can't bear the injustice 26 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
A little, yes.
He can't bear the injustice 26 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
"xD"...
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As can I 3 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Who's that guy?? :))
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This Is a Rare Specimen 21 comments
cookiequeen · 6 years ago
Mickymouse that's exactly what i have been told :) and it has always been the right thought (yet) :)
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