Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

Multiplayer LAN dreams

IDK man, doctors told my aunt my cousin would have down syndrome but he came out just fine, don't know how accurate those tests are.

Yea well their bite doesn't hurt that much, unless they get a lone finger

why do poor people have so many kids

I have computer science for that

>Be New Zealand
>Run over by sheep

Groot?

I thought it was because they were on the run

Yea well, we create memes

imaginary numbers

I got one of my German Shepard from an animal shelter, and honestly i'm glad to say that most dogs get adopted really quick at my local animal shelter, unfortunately half is filled with Chihuahuas and pit bulls, which is sad because those are the least likley to get adopted

Any other answers?

Remove the babies or she will eat them

you don't need college to get a good job, that's your own choice.

Star-Lord kinda deserved it because he messed up the plan