CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pok├ęballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Amazing Shenron graffiti 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Probably at an angle we can't see from the photo. Probably
Kill those buggers 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Oh but they'll be back. They'll be back I tell ya. With a vengeance and unquenchable thirst for blood.
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Guess some girls are decent 16 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
I agree with you. I always hold doors open and other kind gestures to girls and not once has a girl just responded out of the blue that she has a boyfriend. I feel like 98% of the time none of this ever happens. But this is just my experience with women.
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Billy is no more 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Da Fo?
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I have an important question to ask 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
To get to the other side of course
PPAP Death Note 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Commenting to watch later
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Black Hole Eating a Star 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
She sings beautifully. I honestly couldn't stop listening. I fell in love with her voice.
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Dangerous cyclist 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Yes, I do
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Dangerous cyclist 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
She dooooo
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When a cat touches a plasma ball 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Illuminati confirmed
Article was published around September 2013 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
No wonder that damn fly always sees my hand coming from a mile away.
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they know what they are doing 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Did anyone else notice that it looks like a butt too? Imagine the yellow part is the back of a behind.
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Fearless duck 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
It's not like they can fly or anything like that
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Itty bitty kitty committee. 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
I'd like to grab your kitties :)
Please do it quickly 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Harambe only you can save him now!
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Effective blessing range 15 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
I think you have to have a power level over nine thousand
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The most lewd-sounding town name in each state 29 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
You called?
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Wise words from a smart teacher 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
80 is saying women like men who take good care of their hygiene and vice versa.
I want to be that friend 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Omg I would never.
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Pretty much everyone has those days 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
It's like you told a bad pun and the owl is just looking at you, pointing at the door, basically telling you to get out.
I want to be that friend 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
We should be friends
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I threw up a little 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
With those boobs I bet she doesn't have a problem getting her ingredients
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If Donald Trump wins, Mexicans be like 24 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
This made me laugh so fucking hard
No sass 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 3 years ago
Hey I have that exact same pull up bar