CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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When you realize your gaming team is screwed 18 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The betable should still be going right? It was extended an extra day last time I checked
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Roses are red 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
No ragrets
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Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 13 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I hate kids
Star wars battlefront - rip luke skywalker 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This game is so much fucking fun! If you haven't played it then you should. I just got off a few minutes ago cuz I've been playing it all damn day
Preach It 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
What does a rugged man look like?
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Simple Bear Costume + Brown T-shirt = Awesome 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Where did the stick come from though?
I'm a lost cause 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This is sad
Two tigers in love 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
He's about to pounce ;)
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How internet arguments usually go 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Omg that was hilarious
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Jimmy+Bradley can't stop laughing (uncut) 1 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Why was this so fucking funny xD
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Crazy Wingsuit Jump Off a Mountain 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Fuck that! Too damn close for comfort
Why do moths do that? 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This actually made me laugh out loud
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Naming Kids at Age 18 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This made me laugh so hard... garbage xD
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100 movie dance scenes mashuped with Uptown Funk 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
So many great movies
100 movie dance scenes mashuped with Uptown Funk 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Totally worth it
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Choo-choo, mothertruckers 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
You should follow a path and begin to stray from it after a while to make your own like a branch on a tree.
Trouble with the language 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Lmao
I thought he's the killer 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Can't tell if that's a guy or girl
When you're high af 18 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Some of you are so high
It's only embarrassing if you're embarrassed 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
PS1graphics
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We all have chains 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The way they train a circus elephant is kinda the same. When it is small they tie it down with big heavy chains on its feet so it has no possible way of escape. Then when they're older they put small ropes that they can easily break out of but in their heads they still think it's big heavy chains on their feet.
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f*ckin 'murica 27 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I want sweden
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Not entirely ashamed of this 25 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I only put it on easy if I'm achievement/trophy hunting for something like "get 2 kills with one bullet". If you play it on easy you see the game from a totally new perspective, kinda feels like you're a god in the game
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If you blindly follow the masses 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 9 years ago
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation
Chocolate to send you straight to heaven 30 comments
cooterconqueror · 9 years ago
The butt sex was so random I was cracking up like etf
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