CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Bond, James Bond 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The pun is strong in you
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Older generation will understand 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This is so stupid
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I look forward to this all day 18 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
*surprised gasp* whatever could you mean?
I look forward to this all day 18 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Ladies... Ladies... just don't wear a bra anymore... ever *Synical laughter*
The look of defeat 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
What a D*ckhead. Get it
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Dayum 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Yes it is
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What's up peoples 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
And a cup of coffee
What's up peoples 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That's so cute it's funny
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Dammit! Oh wait... 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Cuz they weren't mine. I didn't wanna seem fat. If they were mine I'd have torn them up!
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Any solutions? 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Hey if you happen to have Playstation or Xbox add me. My GT on Xbox1 and 360 is "KooterConker" on ps4 it's "CooterConqueror"
Dammit! Oh wait... 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Hey someone at my job actually brought some of those today. I had 2 and they were so good! Haven't had them in so long. I would've had more, a lot more, but I didn't wanna eat most of her cookies.
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Finally an answer 15 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
It says dead and alive right?
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Any solutions? 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Any gamer girls that happen to live in Phoenix, Arizona? I'm your guy.
Any solutions? 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
There's some amazing girls online. You'll be lucky to find one that lIves nearby though.
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I want to believe 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Clearly a spacecraft guys
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Playboy bunnies from the 1960's 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Actually more is less... more clothes, less skin
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Playboy bunnies from the 1960's 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Prefer the modern ones
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Seeing the sun and the moon at the same time... Amazing 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I've seen the moon in the middle of the day, for some reason it feels like I'm on another planet.
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Anyone else? 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I use to be a morning person every Saturday morning for those Saturday morning cartoons. Hell yeah!
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I want to believe 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
In an alternate universe
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Dayum he got style 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
A YOLO shirt would've been more appropriate for this situation
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I guess she's a disney princess too 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
She's the new sphinx
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100% the best way to play Jenga 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Motorboat?
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Male vs Female Streamers 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Shoot me in the face with those weapons
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Actual girl advice boy 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Same goes for guys, not all girls are bitches.