cooterconqueror
Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker
The Dark Knight sleeps 10 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
Fly into space and travel to other planets, solar systems, and galaxies just to see what's up in the universe.
Miss galaxy far away 8 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
Idk much about these "miss universe" contests but they're not entirely judged on their beauty right?
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for the girls 6 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
If it makes you girls feel any better, us guys will get balder and fatter, oh so bald and fat as we age.
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Titanium blades 14 comments
A truck spilled its load of carbon dioxide 9 comments
Every damn time. 6 comments
Gamer boyfriends 13 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
I'd drop my controller and say bye to my friends instantly for any of my girls.
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This is what the internet was created for. 5 comments
On my way to f**k your b*tch 4 comments
Much fury, such sad 8 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
Personally I hate the bottom of my feet/socks getting dirty from walking around the house
Do you even hunt bro? 3 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
I feel like if that cat was shaved and put into that exact same position it would be freaking ripped! Buff af!
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Much fury, such sad 8 comments
Happens all the time to me 4 comments
Shirts, sweaters... Anything 19 comments
cooterconqueror
· 9 years ago
Yep this is extremely true, idk why it works but it does. Maybe cuz it makes it look as if your arms are bigger, as in more muscle.
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