CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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The Dark Knight sleeps 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Fly into space and travel to other planets, solar systems, and galaxies just to see what's up in the universe.
Miss galaxy far away 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Idk much about these "miss universe" contests but they're not entirely judged on their beauty right?
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Family Seal 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Me too, just boobs
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Feeling alone? 1 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Works every time
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This could be used to protect the border somehow, 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
It's not like you can easily cut down a cactus though
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for the girls 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
If it makes you girls feel any better, us guys will get balder and fatter, oh so bald and fat as we age.
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Titanium blades 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This movie was so freaking funny. I loved it
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A truck spilled its load of carbon dioxide 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Men, can't spill their load right
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xmas present 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That was such a good skit on SNL
Every damn time. 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This made me laugh so hard cuz it's so true
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Gamer boyfriends 13 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I'd drop my controller and say bye to my friends instantly for any of my girls.
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Inventions for lazy people 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Sandwich in a can? Idk
This is what the internet was created for. 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Will watch later, after work
I know what next year's Christmas card is going to be 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
He looks like he's 13, 14, or maybe 15. I don't think he's 8
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Just going shopping 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Brotha so smooth
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On my way to f**k your b*tch 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
"One More Way 2 Feel Your Breasts"
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Much fury, such sad 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Yes, exactly
Much fury, such sad 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Personally I hate the bottom of my feet/socks getting dirty from walking around the house
I need a sponge, stat! 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Ha
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Do you even hunt bro? 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I feel like if that cat was shaved and put into that exact same position it would be freaking ripped! Buff af!
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Much fury, such sad 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I don't understand why it's so hard to wear sandals? :/
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How high are you 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That gorilla looks so wise
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Happens all the time to me 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Very true, I've noticed this myself.
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Shirts, sweaters... Anything 19 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Yep this is extremely true, idk why it works but it does. Maybe cuz it makes it look as if your arms are bigger, as in more muscle.
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I've been feeling a bit pepsi recently 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
#friendzone