cooterconqueror
Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker
NSFW?!?! I'm not sure lol 4 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
No he just has strong butthole muscles
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Current mood 23 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
I love valentine's day! Girls get so desperate cuz they don't wanna be alone, so this is where I come in muahahaha
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Charlie and the chocolate factory could have ended really bad 10 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
I thought oomph loons weren't human though? So it wildness be cannibalism. Would it?
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My protein milkshakes are too strong 28 comments
Shots fired 7 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
I prefer watching destructive battles anyway :)
They are far more epic
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They are far more epic
boob holder 17 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
I can just imagine some guy walking behind a girl everywhere she goes while cupping her boobs.
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Is that a uterus necklace? 6 comments
Raw priorities 2 comments
Sun Tzu's principles of war applies to sports today 2 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
His principles apply not only to sports, but business, and relationships.
Canadian police has no chill 8 comments
Cutie 3 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
I don't think the dog likes flowers up its nose
:( it's just been trained to do it
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:( it's just been trained to do it
The Dark Knight sleeps 10 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
Yeah but now you have a penis so have sex and see what it's like from the male perspective. You'd be superman! It wouldn't be hard to find a girl willing
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older people are the best 5 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
Older people have already learned the lesson of how much it means to be appreciated is why
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