CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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We're not so different 41 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I've noticed most of the hate is on the Internet though. Where people can just hide behind a keyboard. If you go out in the real world there's some really nice people, like me. I'm a nice guy.
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Do you want Spidermen? Because that's how you get Spidermen 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is one of those spidermans a woman? I'm not sure
The truth people 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
My xbox one has had network problems since I've bought it. I don't use it very much. I play my xbox 360 more than both my Xbox1 and ps4. My ps4 runs very smoothly, graphics are amazing. My Xbox1 has been picking up dust for months.
Hard life of a meme 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
She's really cute though. I'd ask her out
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Completely true 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I barely realized he had no eye brows. No wonder he looked all weird.
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When I realise it's called afternoon because it's after noon 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Some people can't accept the truth for some dumb reason. I got you though, up vote!
Muggle 15 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Yeah I've only seen the first 2 and bits and pieces of the one other, not sure which one though. I only watched them cuz I had to watch them in middle school when I was younger.
The truth people 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Same here
Beautiful... 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Don't talk like that about the poor girl guys. She's just trying to get a sweet tan.
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Xavier high school 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
There's an Xavier school next to the high school I went to.
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Taking bae on a spa day 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Good one
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Finding the right roommate 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
"How I Met Your Mother"
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Yes, actually 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
There's a good saying:
Once I did bad and that I heard ever, twice I did good and that I heard never.
-can't remember who said it but it wasn't me.
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The lecture was about marriage 13 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Women dooooooo
Depending on the guy of course. It can't be some random stranger.
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I think not 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
How did you not see this before? Plenty of animals drop pellets not turds hahaha
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Looks like some badass camel tats 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I thought lady_Deadpool would be the one posting this
Delete my number 15 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This is why I never just text "hey." you have to know how to get a conversation going. Women love that shit. Even when girls just text me "hey" it seems so dull and makes me not wanna talk to them. People, stop texting simple "hey's" say something that'll make the other person wanna respond
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I wonder how he did it 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
His team is "Devils"
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wow me too that's so strange?!? 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I used to write sentences in these at my high school and then turn it off without clearing it so the next person to turn it on would have something funny to read.
Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt... 21 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Nectar wasted
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What a shame 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
How painful must it be to get bitten in the face?
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I know there must be some kind of explanation but I just can't find it 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is it just me or does the one in the middle from the 50's hair look like Katy Perry a little?
Scared dad 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Lmao that was so funny. I like the way he says batard
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Kid bypassed Youtube copyright issue after his video got taken down 10 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That was strangely interesting
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