Or me in the bedroom

I never realized how tall Sheldon was til this picture of them in flash costumes

The crocodile is dead isn't it?

I am unsure of what the bottom right game is?

When trimming your mustache goes terribly wrong you mean

Jessica Rabbit doesn't look creepy though. She looks damn fine!
And why is Stewie Griffin giving me that Chucky vibe?

As a resident in Phoenix Arizona I can confirm owls melt like this.

The wife because it's extremely hard to hide a parachute. The husband HAD to have seen it and that's why he didn't jump, he knew what was about to happen. She was willing to let him jump without anything.

Hey don't sweat it. We're all different, your first is unforgettable so yeah wait for the right guy if you feel it's the right thing to do. But if you wanna slut it up, that's fine too, just stay protected of course. People have some nasty shit.

The world isn't black and white. There is no such thing as good and evil.

This post makes me want grab boobs REALLY BAD! oh wait, no, I always feel like that

I feel like he's just doing it to fuck with the paparazzi and the people that are obsessed with celebrities and what not. If this is true, then it's pretty funny

Unfortunately I was raised by women (my mom and 2 sisters) so this is how I think, when in reality things are much more simpler.

I can't remember where and when but I remember reading or seeing something a while back that marriages last longer or are better if the male is kept happy. Now idk if it's true cuz I'm only 20 and NOT married but that's just something I remember from somewhere. I can't say the saying "happy wife happy life" is true or false because like I said, I'm not married. I mean, I did all I could to keep my ex girlfriend happy and she still dumped me. She didn't do shit for me. So to me that saying is BS.

Bigger people produce so much body heat. Jesus Christ! It's unbelievable!

In this universe every time you cum you lose size in your penis apparently.

Too much junk in the trunk

Damn that Megan and Angelina though

If you're a number 3 I already hate you

What about in the ending of Spider-Man 2 when he holds up that huge wall to save Mary Jane? He's not downplayed in every movie, that wall must've been heavy af