CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Say no more 21 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Took me a bit but I got it. That's funny
Southern security system 1 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Apparently I wrote that letter
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Insanely satisfying 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Omg I can't believe it. There is no way one box has that many marshmallows.
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That is pretty dark... 31 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This music gave me uncontrollable diarrhea
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At some point I just need to be honest with myself 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Considering you put massive amounts of cheese I'm guessing it's really the cheese that you like, otherwise you'd just put a normal amount of cheese. Cheese is great
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This will be us 21 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I hope I marry a gamer girl. That's the dream
extra fabulous 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
This reminds me of that one episode of South park where they're not allowed to kill anything unless they say "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" Before they shoot the animal
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I too want that strawberry 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Anyone else thinks that strawberry looks a bit like an elephant?
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Do you think someone is looking at you? 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
It also works when you get that "being watched" feeling. Just yawn when you feel it and then look around, whoever yawns is most likely the person that was watching you.
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Sharknado on a model train display 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Is that a condom?
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Same here ;) 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I like my women how I like my juice...NAKED!
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Indeed 16 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That and because on average men deal with more stress
Nailed it 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Can't tell if those are fake boobs or their actual moobs
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Eh, good enough 1 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Good advice
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See you in hell b*tch! 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Martyrdom
I always wonder if I'm alone in this 13 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I don't keep up with any of the celebrity stuff so that's probably why I never feel anything either. It sucks that they died but I had no connection with them and felt nothing for them so it doesn't really affect me when they die.
When you snapchat a dog as a dog 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Turns into a bunny it seems
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Well that would just be awful 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
It sounds like a ray of sunshine
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John Malkovich can be anyone 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The 7th one up is from the cover of one of my high school text books. Didn't think I'd see that picture ever again.
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Day 164, none of the guys dare to tell her about the wrong position for this squat machine 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with this position everything looks good to me.
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Know your place 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Are you sure that's a cat? Because that's seems like something a bitch would do. (Bitch as in dog for all you butthurt people that dont know what a joke is)
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Opening the front door on a windy day like... 22 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The guy in the front is a good example of why you should wear a seat belt
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Seriassly 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Never too old for a good joke
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When you need to celebrate all your acomplisments 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
It's basically an award that kids get for "participating" so they don't feel left out
Nice things in Japan 18 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
But then you go to Japan and realize things aren't as great as you thought they were or should be.
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