Yesterday was my birthday and my white girl sent me a birthday card that read "to the best daddy in the world! Happy birthday!" Lol so yeah I'm one of those guys that likes to be called "daddy". There's nothing wrong with it, it just takes the right guy to bring that certain side out of a woman.Oh and if you're wondering, I'm not some sort of douche or asshole. In fact, I'm a very nice guy.

That was very enjoyable

I actually try using the force

He is a good actor yes, I'll give you all that. No hate on him or anything but he was definitely not cut out to play Lex Luthor. Like the post says, he would be a great joker, hek even a riddler, but Lex? He reminded me of nothing like Lex Luthor.

It looks like it's time you get your shit together

Must've cost a fortune

I had uncontrollable diarrhea and after looking at this my problem went away.

To the person that posted this:
Are you a girl?

Does it also happen to glow in the dark?

My birthday is on Friday the 13th this year. But that's about as cool as it gets.

That moment when you take better care of your animals grooming than your own hair

Superman would disintegrate that power ranger sword

If you zoom in, it kinda looks like iron man is flipping him off

I've always wondered why the eyes of dogs and cats always glow when they get their picture taken. Anyone know?

I have a horse sized di... oh you said duck..oh ok nevermind.

Except a good night's sleep. (Which I won't be having tonight)

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Is that booberella from the Simpsons?

A pencil sharpener for sure