cooterconqueror
Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker
Get it together Margaret 5 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
Are you kidding me? Coke makes my teeth feel terrible, Pepsi doesn't give me that feeling. I don't drink soda anymore but I remember what coke did to my teeth. Not that coke isn't good, just prefer Pepsi. Probably gonna get downvoted for having an opinion.
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f*ck Cal 25 comments
The HandPan is a pretty cool instrument 1 comments
Same 5 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
That's what happens when I enter the cold water at the lake, but not to my neck hehe
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Daily dose of NOPE Day 12 3 comments
We're in a restaurant. Control your kid 13 comments
Parenting fail 6 comments
When does his black metal album come out? 3 comments
Perfect place for a vacation in the middle of a forest 8 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
It's all fun and games until the monkeys show up and fling their feces at you
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Now we have to find a horse sized duck 11 comments
Just what 14 comments
Just what 14 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
It's all good, you don't know me so I don't expect you to believe me. I really am a down to earth good guy but of course this is the Internet, people can say anything. I only said I was a nice guy because I figured people would probably think I'm one of those guys that doesn't treat women right. But I tend to treat the girls that I'm with like queens. Question all you want about me, I understand.
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Blubber 8 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
Honestly, the only part in that movie that actually made me laugh so hard till it hurt was when he was put to hang and he wouldn't die. That was freaking hilarious, but that was it, I can't remember anymore funny parts.
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The water challenge 17 comments
cooterconqueror
· 8 years ago
Well no wonder I'm such a skinny fuck! I drink nothing but water with every meal. Water this water that, water is freaking great.
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Epic Crystal Ball Pokemon Display 9 comments
*forever regrets clicking on the comments*