And here I am not even able to walk the dog

I thought it said onion at first. I was like what?

Now put tiddy in my handy

What is the water part? Is that some sort of jello?

Looks like a gay porno

SpongeBob is pretty round for being a square

Anybody know a link or where to get one of these?

OMG I'm the type of nerdy guy you ladies like. But how many of you are the type of nerdy girls I like?

Just run all 3 of them down with your car. The old lady's lived a life anyway. You won't owe your friend anything anymore. And for your perfect man/woman, just suicide after running them down. Then you can be with them for eternity :)
-that's the best I can come up with, that I haven't heard before haha

Does someone mind explaining wtf I just watched? I didn't understand any of that

Once I did bad and that I heard ever, twice I did good and that I heard never.

I've met MY perfect gamer girl. Unfortunately I met her on Xbox and she lives REALLY far away. Haven't found a more fitting girl for me after that.

Actually as a gamer I do text girls a lot if I am interested in them, regardless if I die a lot or not they will have my full attention.

They can at least cross off "be on tv" on the bucket list.

I am the danger

Holy crap! Can they really run through thick snow like that? The run through it like it's not even there

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt!!!!!

If he really does want to be the very best, he has to have his priorities straight.

I thought for sure that when I looked in the comments there'd be something about Full Metal Alchemist. Guess not