CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pok├ęballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Ben Conde doing Yo-Yo Tricks with an unattached string 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
And here I am not even able to walk the dog
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Welcome to the club, Great Britain! 6 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
I thought it said onion at first. I was like what?
You scared me B*tch! 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
He comes in so smooth it looks like he just slid in.
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True af 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
About to say that
This is how you get bit on the nipple! 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Now put tiddy in my handy
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Pure cake epicness 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
What is the water part? Is that some sort of jello?
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It's a mushspoon 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Looks like a gay porno
Booty 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
SpongeBob is pretty round for being a square
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Cool T-shirt 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Anybody know a link or where to get one of these?
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Nerdy guys 20 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
I'm not super nerdy anymore :(
Not as much as back in my high school days
Nerdy guys 20 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
OMG I'm the type of nerdy guy you ladies like. But how many of you are the type of nerdy girls I like?
Perfect response for this dilemma during an interview 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Just run all 3 of them down with your car. The old lady's lived a life anyway. You won't owe your friend anything anymore. And for your perfect man/woman, just suicide after running them down. Then you can be with them for eternity :)
-that's the best I can come up with, that I haven't heard before haha
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Episode 6 don't hug me watch at own risk 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Ok thx
Episode 6 don't hug me watch at own risk 14 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Does someone mind explaining wtf I just watched? I didn't understand any of that
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People forget so easily 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Once I did bad and that I heard ever, twice I did good and that I heard never.
Gamer girls 9 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
I've met MY perfect gamer girl. Unfortunately I met her on Xbox and she lives REALLY far away. Haven't found a more fitting girl for me after that.
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Every gamer can prove this 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Actually as a gamer I do text girls a lot if I am interested in them, regardless if I die a lot or not they will have my full attention.
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Sounds like good news 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
They can at least cross off "be on tv" on the bucket list.
b*tch 12 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
I am the danger
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Canadian nightmare 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Holy crap! Can they really run through thick snow like that? The run through it like it's not even there
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Huh??! 2 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Idiot! Gosh
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Injustice 2 - announce trailer 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt!!!!!
We are all Ash 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
If he really does want to be the very best, he has to have his priorities straight.
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Again? 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
I thought for sure that when I looked in the comments there'd be something about Full Metal Alchemist. Guess not
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Am I right ladies 72 comments
cooterconqueror · 7 years ago
Yes. "For science"
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