corkyloothemermaid

corkyloothemermaid


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Absolutely every dad 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 weeks ago
Forbidden peelies
I hope she understands English 16 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 3 weeks ago
Fernando (my cat)
Hmm...I mean, I'd buy it 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
There’s also the tea steeper and the strainer ladle(? I don’t know what it’s called) and I have all 3 and I love them. They’re family
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If u know you know 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
Why not both?
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Weekend is coming 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
And then question why I always get headaches and have to take ibuprofen. The never ending cycle
How to draw 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
Ah I see now. Very informative, thank you
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These are my kittens, Oreo and Crumbs! 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
I love them with all of my being
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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
That definitely qualifies under “cute” backstory
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Screenshots are not memes 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
As a graphic designer I would offended, but I understand...
My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
I’m guessing it’s just not a “cute” backstory or something along those lines
It helps to be there for the next day 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 14 weeks ago
Thank you. I needed this today.
Do you like this kitty? 11 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 14 weeks ago
This is a very good kitty. In fact, one of the best kitties I’ve ever seen.
Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 17 weeks ago
I didn’t see all of the F right away and thought it said Eatforever and I was interested...
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Fixed ! 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 17 weeks ago
Ok some girls in my city recently injected that into their butts and died from it
The cornflakes of believers 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 18 weeks ago
It’s a weird perspective thing. I think they’re holding the wine and pouring it into the bowl! So a little less hell maybe
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Be kind... (I'm this old) 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 18 weeks ago
My grandpa had a really cool old sports car one! The headlights would flash and everything! He just passed and unfortunately we sold it but man I loved that thing...
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Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 19 weeks ago
Corkyloothemermaid
To figure out what my favorite color is
.....uh shit
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Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 20 weeks ago
The first time you use this power you take away your own superpowers.
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Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 20 weeks ago
How about the ability to grow or shrink objects around me?
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It project manager 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 20 weeks ago
Huh I never even thought about doing that... maybe I will!
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It was right about.....Here! 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 20 weeks ago
Why is there a potato on the chalkboard ledge?
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It project manager 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 20 weeks ago
Graphic designer
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They miss so much excitement now 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 21 weeks ago
We also used to get automated phone calls of the principal saying school was closed. My mom liked to prank us by saying the principal was on the phone for us and we’d freak out thinking we did something wrong until we heard her recorded voice saying we had a snow day!
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Blow it, I dare you, I double dare you! 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 22 weeks ago
I mean I think cutting into charmander would also kill him so might as well...
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Mike wazowski....? 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 23 weeks ago
Yeah I actually studied abroad there for a semester!