corkyloothemermaid

corkyloothemermaid


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YES. Let's do this. 47 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 days ago
I got invited to this creativity workshop at my job that is only for full time employees even though I’m a temp and the one lady who was responsible for me getting invited constantly tells me how refreshing it is to have me in the office and how they’re so sad I’m only there covering for a designer on maternity leave and how everyone wants me to stay full time. I really wish they’d let me stay full time, too, though.
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From a visit to China 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 weeks ago
You’re also going to need a top hat and monocle for the elegance part
A Map of Us 93 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 3 weeks ago
It looks like my area’s already covered but I’m from St. Louis, Missouri!
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Don't know why it upsets me . 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
I live in a col-de-sac so I don’t have this issue... though sometimes I watch people who use the col-de-sac to turn around like this.
It's very tempting 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
I’LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
Sounds like good foresight to me 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
My uncle told my mom that for an Easter picture when her and my dad were dating. Apparently my dad never kept a girl around for too long. He says it’s cause he would figure out pretty quickly that they weren’t the one for him, until he met my mom.
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A cat in 0 gravity 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
He hits the ground and then bounces away like “oh thank god, finally on the gr—wait no grOUND WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME BACK” ...I love this cat
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
My plan for world domination begins with the new year and a half hour of work. Wow only a half hour?
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How sweet 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
I like how it’s “wife.” Did they have a cat wedding? Are there photos? Was there a cat priest? Did he have a tux? Did she have a veil? I need details!
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Meaning of your birthday in japanese, mine is Sky Tears and I kinda like rain what's 37 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
Evidence flower. What does that even mean?
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It’s hot 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 8 weeks ago
I like the “once again.” I need to see more of their signs now
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 8 weeks ago
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
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Momma duckling 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
Take the puppy and name it Grimm. Mother Goose and Grimm
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Scooby snacks is slang for meth change my mind 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
How about TWO pieces of a graham cracker-esque cookie?
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It do be like that 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
But ya still enjoy doing nothing. Doing nothing is the best
Time has come 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
I miss my 95 Camry. I swear it would still be kicking if I hadn’t hydroplaned and smashed it into a highway divider...
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Just made this in Illustrator (with Template) 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
I hate everything about this. ...Can I buy one?
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Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
Ugh this is a huge pet peeve of mine from working at a salon that does waxing. It’s not about gender. It’s about being trained to wax certain areas. I guarantee most esthetician’s don’t care what you identify as, do what you want, but they certainly don’t want to agree to wax an area they don’t know how and risk inflicting some serious harm.
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Silence 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
Oh I haven’t been there yet! We go to Door County every summer. I’ll have to suggest that when we’re up there in a couple weeks!
I co uld suck on these... *CRONCH* 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
These were the best! And they had all different cereal flavors, too!
Silence 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
This makes me think of Al Johnson’s in Wisconsin! It’s a Swedish restaurant in Door County with grass on the roof and they let the goats graze up there!
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Asshole design defeated 12 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
I agree on the point of safety. Don’t want to block a doorway in case of emergency. But then wouldn’t the poles be an issue, too? I can’t imagine that’s easy to navigate when trying to exit the building quickly, especially in a large group of people.
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
I think I’ve got the first part down, easy. Cry? Nailed it. Swear? Definitely. Use logic and common sense to nurse the wound? Eeeeh....
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
Wait so what DO you do?!?!
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