corkyloothemermaid

corkyloothemermaid


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Fat cat 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
Cheesecake looks offended at that diagnosis
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Best joke trophy goes to 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
To get to the other side
I am an adult 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 26 weeks ago
Just call it “The Probe” it sounds serious but we know. We all know.
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What's that clapping noise.... 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 26 weeks ago
Yeah except instead of ghosts or intruders I’m like “is that the cats messing my house up or the video?”
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This is how I decorate 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 33 weeks ago
I just bought my first place and I immediately ordered a Murphy bed to put in my office for this exact reason
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#SaveTheSluts 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 37 weeks ago
I named mine Sweeping Beauty. Makes me happy whenever I see it
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Nice story 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 37 weeks ago
I guess they had… chemistry
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World War IV Will Be Fought With Predictive Text Games 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
And then finally we can all get good jobs in the aftermath
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World War IV Will Be Fought With Predictive Text Games 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought. But World War IV will be fought with a new one and then maybe we will get a good job.
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Why the government is allowed to buy stocks 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
As someone from Saint Louis who is very upset with the whole Rams situation I dont know if I’d say the NFL is against cheating and corruption either… :D
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The man with the big snake 9 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Our school’s snake man was my carpool’s dad. He ended up getting arrested for illegally owning this specific breed of alligator.
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My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
At least I’m showing some responsibility by waiting until the weekend. Gotta still do that 9-5 m-f
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My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
My New Year’s resolution is to die for the next weekend lol
Well 2022 is looking great for me guys.
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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf well, get ready for bed.
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I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
I am on the naughty list because I have to church.
Apparently I need Jesus.
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
I put a spell on you and now I have to go to get back to work
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Why didn’t they just have the eagles fly the ring to mount doom?
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Grab my charger from your face
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Unpopular opinion, but I really like the firecracker 18 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Not on here but I’d always get an orange dreamcicle
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It’s awkward af when they don’t react 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Usually I’m waiting for more of a wtf reaction when I do this
Lol no 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
They didn’t take into account that Texans are a totally different breed of human.
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Idk why, it just feels right 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
I’m the other way because then the volume buttons are on top and more easily accessible when watching the shows
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Absolutely vicious 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 1 year ago
Is that a tiny thumb?!
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Can you tell me just one thing? Why is "scar" wrong? 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 years ago
Sometimes that’s just what happens after having a kid
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Seen on a wood plank on a construction site 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 years ago
The old man that lived next door to my mom when she was young would say “a fart is just a turd honking for the right of way”