corkyloothemermaid

corkyloothemermaid


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Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 weeks ago
I didn’t see all of the F right away and thought it said Eatforever and I was interested...
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Fixed ! 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 2 weeks ago
Ok some girls in my city recently injected that into their butts and died from it
The cornflakes of believers 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 3 weeks ago
It’s a weird perspective thing. I think they’re holding the wine and pouring it into the bowl! So a little less hell maybe
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Be kind... (I'm this old) 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
My grandpa had a really cool old sports car one! The headlights would flash and everything! He just passed and unfortunately we sold it but man I loved that thing...
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Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 4 weeks ago
Corkyloothemermaid
To figure out what my favorite color is
.....uh shit
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Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
The first time you use this power you take away your own superpowers.
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Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
How about the ability to grow or shrink objects around me?
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It project manager 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
Huh I never even thought about doing that... maybe I will!
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It was right about.....Here! 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
Why is there a potato on the chalkboard ledge?
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It project manager 57 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 5 weeks ago
Graphic designer
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They miss so much excitement now 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 6 weeks ago
We also used to get automated phone calls of the principal saying school was closed. My mom liked to prank us by saying the principal was on the phone for us and we’d freak out thinking we did something wrong until we heard her recorded voice saying we had a snow day!
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Blow it, I dare you, I double dare you! 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 7 weeks ago
I mean I think cutting into charmander would also kill him so might as well...
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Mike wazowski....? 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 8 weeks ago
Yeah I actually studied abroad there for a semester!
Mike wazowski....? 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 8 weeks ago
I went to this school for a little bit and I’m not surprised at all lol
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Medium rare?Or well done 1 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 9 weeks ago
That one excited kid...there’s always one
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Lady liberty 12 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
*squints eyes* Your comment also makes me mad but only slightly
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Lady liberty 12 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 10 weeks ago
Ok this bothers me because this is obviously a photoshopped photo (the clouds are the exact same) tho I know it’s a true fact so it only slightly bothers me.
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Love is love for sure 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 11 weeks ago
Ok but what’s on her face? It looks like a football coaches play plan for his team
24 juli people 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 11 weeks ago
Will do!
This little kitty got new kick sticks! 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 11 weeks ago
That cat looks like its eyes have been opened, too. You both have reached enlightenment through kick sticks.
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Long exposure of a crowd near the entrance to the Vasileostrovskaya subway station in 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 11 weeks ago
Long exposures are basically my favorite because they always look like that perfect balance of mystical and creepy that I admire so much! Thank you for allowing me to see a wonderful example of my favorite!
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This horse will evaluate your soul, for a fee 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 18 weeks ago
What’s the fee?
You see Johnny, despite her hair cut Karen doesn’t know everything 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 18 weeks ago
@norwegiangirl I think the original says something like “If you study hard, you can make a better world for him.”
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 19 weeks ago
I got invited to this creativity workshop at my job that is only for full time employees even though I’m a temp and the one lady who was responsible for me getting invited constantly tells me how refreshing it is to have me in the office and how they’re so sad I’m only there covering for a designer on maternity leave and how everyone wants me to stay full time. I really wish they’d let me stay full time, too, though.
(Edited for grammar)
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From a visit to China 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid · 21 weeks ago
You’re also going to need a top hat and monocle for the elegance part