I live in this part of Missouri and take I-270 frequently. I've never seen this jar of pickles but now I'll be looking for it....

Sounds like a fun weekend to me

But that means one sheet is $0.03.785... and that's just ridiculous!

Life moves fast. Gotta keep up!

It's 2:42 am. I know, but I just can't!

It's gonna take a LOT of getting used to. But we believe in you, Teddy!

For a second I was wondering why the top left picture wasn't censored since I thought those were female boobs (edited for spelling)

The last pictures are beautiful. Such genuine smiles! I hope for love like that one day!

Pure art. *raises auction number* 1 million dollars!

I started singing this post to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart

"This might take different forms..." like what? She trips and faceplants your crotch and just decides, "ah, well might as well while I'm here"

It's gonna take a while but I think I can solve the maze

I volunteer! Please let me swim around in an aquarium and make kids smile!