I don’t like either cause our ceilings were too low and either way I’d sit up and bump my head.

Conkey Kong

Well... did you accept the invite?

My roommate doesn’t think cabbage smells and I don’t want to cook cabbage to prove it to her cause it smells too bad

Congrats! You’re a Disney princess now!

Dispensing pez

I view it as a challenge more than an annoyance. Watch out, every other driver, I’m coming over!

“Je ne sais pas” was my most used phrase in French classes

No regrets

I could buy so much ramen if I had $3...

And I’m supposed to graduate this semester so if anyone finds some that I could use, I’d really appreciate it...

Hey we have a spot like this at my old high school! Though it was built to be like that so it’s no mysterious, cool thing.

I don’t question someone giving me money for any reason. I’m poor, I’ll take it.

False alarm. Resume freeze protocols.

I accidentally read that as cats and dongs but still wasn't confused in the slightest

Simpler solution: wear a red shirt

I like how they FINALLY after 5 tries wrote “AGAIN”

Man that’s gonna get some terrible up-angled shots of users’ faces...

If anyone wakes me up at 3 am for anything they’re going to have to deal with whatever attitude I wake up with at 3 am (hint: it’s not a good one)

Where can I buy these? I NEED THEM

I just spent 5 minutes trying say crack my finger completely backwards (regnif ym kcarc) and just realized you just wanted the words reordered backwards...

I have one from a treadmill too! We put a pillow on it, sat on the pillow, then cranked that bad boy up to the highest speed and launched ourselves. Except on my turn, the pillow went and I didn’t so I got a nasty rug burn on my arm.