A Map of Us 95 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
It looks like my area’s already covered but I’m from St. Louis, Missouri!
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Don't know why it upsets me . 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I live in a col-de-sac so I don’t have this issue... though sometimes I watch people who use the col-de-sac to turn around like this.
Sounds like good foresight to me 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
My uncle told my mom that for an Easter picture when her and my dad were dating. Apparently my dad never kept a girl around for too long. He says it’s cause he would figure out pretty quickly that they weren’t the one for him, until he met my mom.
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A cat in 0 gravity 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
He hits the ground and then bounces away like “oh thank god, finally on the gr—wait no grOUND WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME BACK” ...I love this cat
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
My plan for world domination begins with the new year and a half hour of work. Wow only a half hour?
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How sweet 7 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I like how it’s “wife.” Did they have a cat wedding? Are there photos? Was there a cat priest? Did he have a tux? Did she have a veil? I need details!
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It’s hot 5 comments
If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
Momma duckling 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Take the puppy and name it Grimm. Mother Goose and Grimm
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It do be like that 3 comments
Time has come 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I miss my 95 Camry. I swear it would still be kicking if I hadn’t hydroplaned and smashed it into a highway divider...
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Just made this in Illustrator (with Template) 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I hate everything about this. ...Can I buy one?
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Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Ugh this is a huge pet peeve of mine from working at a salon that does waxing. It’s not about gender. It’s about being trained to wax certain areas. I guarantee most esthetician’s don’t care what you identify as, do what you want, but they certainly don’t want to agree to wax an area they don’t know how and risk inflicting some serious harm.
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Silence 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Oh I haven’t been there yet! We go to Door County every summer. I’ll have to suggest that when we’re up there in a couple weeks!
I co uld suck on these... *CRONCH* 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
These were the best! And they had all different cereal flavors, too!
Silence 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
This makes me think of Al Johnson’s in Wisconsin! It’s a Swedish restaurant in Door County with grass on the roof and they let the goats graze up there!
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Asshole design defeated 12 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I agree on the point of safety. Don’t want to block a doorway in case of emergency. But then wouldn’t the poles be an issue, too? I can’t imagine that’s easy to navigate when trying to exit the building quickly, especially in a large group of people.
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I think I’ve got the first part down, easy. Cry? Nailed it. Swear? Definitely. Use logic and common sense to nurse the wound? Eeeeh....
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I just watched that a couple days ago! It was stuck in my head again after years of never thinking about it and I had to hear it again.
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Justifiable Abuse of Power 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Psh! That’s so dumb. Who would even need that? ....so where can I buy one.... for... research?
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