Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

— Aphelion Report User
"And don't come back!" 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I don't need to run faster than a bear, I just need to run faster than you.
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Try harder 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Thanks to your caption, he succeeded.
8 · Edited 8 years ago
When fashion shoes takes it too far 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Some of these look REALLY painful.
And good luck standing in 8.
1 · Edited 8 years ago
Cat photos taken at the right moment 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
One question:
How was the last one taken?
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He's so cute!! 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I can't help but imagine his fully grown voice coming out of this small version of him.
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That's the most evilest thing I can imagine 23 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
All joking aside, depending on who kicked it, this would break most of the bones in your foot and put you on crutches for a very long time with possible lasting damage.
That doesn't stop this wondrous thing called "schadenfreude" occurring.
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Why some guys are single right now 26 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
"...feel sorry for these girls"
I think I feel more sorry for the guys. Imagine how they felt when they realised.
Except maybe #9, he might have the right idea.
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He's not gettin away that easy! 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
And above age.
That one is kinda important.
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Cosmo? Wanda? 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
...
Say wut? 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
BE FAKE. PLEASE BE FAKE.
I LIKE FAKE BETTER.
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Happy 5th of July. 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
"mild" sedative.
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Just realized this 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
SCP Containment Breach.
Also, what @metalman said is what most game designers go with.
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Always hard at work 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Think a bit higher.
We need this 22 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
As you have clarified: we are on the internet.
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Petty. Extremely petty 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
and possibly (probably) grey.
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This is cool and sad at the same time 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Trying to connect via Bluetooth.
Watermelonitra...These Dudes Be Like 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You can almost hear the apathy.
Toy story 4 took a sharp left 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
and a tutorial please.
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He deserves a peace prize 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Are you suggesting we throw people in these at mines?
Ethics aside, that could be very amusing.
Cut myself shaving 4 hours ago and it's still bleeding 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
WARNING: This hurts like all hell.
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Every time I'm drunk 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I used to [REDACTED] when I was drunk!
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Oh Kevin 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Read this from top to bottom, it tells an even funnier story.
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Seriously what? 17 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Nein.
Plain brown wrapper 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Pads..