That is not something to do when you're drunk. Play refrigerator golf, wall knife, and philosophy.
Making a state bigger is something you do every other Tuesday night until someone notices.
Refrigerator golf started because we had a house party and a lot of out of date food in the fridge. The house we rented was about a mile from the college and more in the country. We were wasted and pulling everything out of the fridge and golfing. Nasty food was everywhere and it was awesome. Wall knife was: how many stake knives can you throw into the opposing wall... Which also involved regular dinner knives... And forks... Any silverware. The harder it was, the more points it was worth... No one kept track of the points.
Dude I'm out of college now, deposits are something you worry about after college. While you're in college you got a few years to not really worry about life. So live it up.
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I used to post discouraging words about Delaware when I got drunk.
Making a state bigger is something you do every other Tuesday night until someone notices.
Dude I'm out of college now, deposits are something you worry about after college. While you're in college you got a few years to not really worry about life. So live it up.