Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Louie is a beautiful show 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This is how I felt when everyone was doing the free the nip campaign.
Is that still a thing?
True AF 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
When you see
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Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
And you can pay someone to tie you up. Like a lady of the night.
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Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
But you can't play with gold and diamonds like you can an Xbox, or PlayStation... Or woman of the night.
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Sad 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
In a text... Real life? Because the tears taste the same.
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Forget the wedding cake 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
How old are those desserts?
*bubump ching*
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Another shower joke 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
@magicueen how did you know?
It is very smooth! I waxed that thing like a Mercedes-Benz.
So many questions left for this 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This may be my favorite gif.
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A flamingo 1 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This is magical. But his eyes say, "whuuuuuuuuuuuuat the fuck are you doing here?"
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Forget the wedding cake 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Oh yeah dude. He's gonna die.
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I keep waiting for it but it never happens 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
But it never will within your life time.
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No Matter My Strategy, It's Always The Same 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Get yourself a new group. So you can arrow with someone.
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Forget the wedding cake 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I feel like she's thinking, "you can have a meat cake. In 3 years I'm taking everything you own."
He seems too happy and she seems like she's working on scenarios of murderous revenge.
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Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Why buy diamonds, when you can buy an Xbox? Why put your money in gold, when you can buy a PlayStation? Why pay for necklaces and rings, when you can buy some time with a lady of the night?
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They are not toys... Assume responsibilities 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Well the post mad me sad, so I made a joke because that is how I handle sadness.
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Saddest cookbook 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Or a hermit
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Did you know? 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Unless you have a heart attack... Then your love is just floating in space for eternity.
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Beware 1 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
They're probs just trying to find a Pokemon.
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They are not toys... Assume responsibilities 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
That's a sad Pokemon.
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What Drake are you today? 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I'm always at drake 10. I'm pretty annoying in the morning.
Pikachuuuu 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Plot twist! You should be able to sell Pokemon in the game... Can you sell Pokemon in the game? Because I'd play if you could sell those little monsters to kids.
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Not as stupid as you thought 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
That's what I want my attacker to think.
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Cheap apartment 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
The turtle is gonna want it's she'll back dude.
Me irl 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Everyday of my life.
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Another shower joke 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I thought it said nasa. And I was like, "what the hell is nasa looking at me shower for." Aaaaaaaand then I paid attention.
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