Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Fun with perspective 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Great minds.
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Not as stupid as you thought 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I'd go for the grenade, pull the pin, hold the handle down, and just look him in the eyes. Then I mumble some shit like, "the voices told my dad I couldn't perform the purple spouse."
(Just show him how bat shit crazy I really am)
Then say, "you think you can kill me and keep me from dropping this... Mom?" Then scream freedom to Murray while running at him.
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Fancy sinks 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I want that last one in my bathroom.
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Oh utah 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This is dangerously close to a dad pun.
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The more I watch new youtube music videos the more I believe in this 36 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
FACT Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Can't agree more 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
People keep saying this, but nothing is changing. I think we have lost the meaning of offense at some point and we have collectively decided that a difference in opinion is an offense. When, in my opinion, to really be offended means the other person must be intentionally be trying to invoke the emotion of anger or offense. Anything else is either ignorance, or just another point of view.
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I thought it was a pretty solid answer 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Fuuuuuuuuuu.. ^That was better.^
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Oh carl 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Maybe Carl is gonna come back and finish later. Like that's just the rough sketch.
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People kept abusing handicapped parking spots, then this happened 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Hard to believe that people are still parking in handicap spots in this day and age, to a point that this protest needs to be done.
(Side note: as someone who has never parked in a handicap spot, legally or illegally, I'd be a little upset if I pulled in and couldn't park somewhere)
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I thought it was a pretty solid answer 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Sometime you get a penis punch, and sometimes you get a twat swat. Just how life works.
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When you find that magical frog that can grant you three wishes 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Is this like the frog version of the Bible story Johan and the whale, only its like Skippy and the bass?
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The more I watch new youtube music videos the more I believe in this 36 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I gave up on music about 5 years ago. I just couldn't keep up with the new stuff, and it started to all sound horrible to me. I have become my dad.
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Fun with perspective 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I was like, "hey there's even a tinier plane in the bottom left, maybe the helicopter is gonna eat him."
Then I realized I'm an idiot and that's just a logo.
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Custom console box 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I've been looking at ways to make my xbox one portable. The backpacks are like 300 dollars and up, and I don't think this would give it the freedom to breathe.
But I love it for the classics.
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You just gotta work the shaft 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This is exactly what I picture with I mastur... I mean, they must be mind readers.
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Throws 10 rocks and still no luck.
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That missing comma is crucial 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I agree, when I mastered the art of knots in Boy Scouts that was the first step.
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When you don't read the "don't feed the monkeys" sign 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This is too much of a good thing. Like, eating ice cream then getting sick, or riding a roller coasters then getting sick, or having monkey balls in your face then getting sick.
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Joker jumping over Batman 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
You should change your name to bubble popper.
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Pokemon beats off p*rn to mount internet's peaks 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Good God, it's happening.
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Why isn't there? Hmm 42 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Dude.
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Why isn't there? Hmm 42 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
I think you meant your comment to reply to another comment... Not be some rando rhetorical question.
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When someone changes the TV volume to an odd number 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
This does not bother me in the slightest. I just turn it up till I can hear it.
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Clickbait is weird 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
God I need to know why!?!?!
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I got so many problems 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 3 years ago
Dude, money can solve every... Well it probably solves like almost... Okay, it would solve all my problems.
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