Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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It's gonna be a long ride 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Caaaaarrllle!!!
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BOB. 13 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate really needs a new hobby.
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When You're In Bed And Can't Sleep 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You don't get embarrassed?!?
Your thinking of space is probably a subconscious message to return to the mothership or something.
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His junk crushed his Olympic Dreams 21 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
"his own penis knocked the bar..."
Glad we clarified that, I though it might have been someone else's.
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Peer pressure 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
So peer pressure is when one person fails, everyone else fails to make them feel better?
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W-will you? 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hey, it's Alphys!
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Miss you :'( 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
What the hell is going on here?
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But why would a boy have a tampon? :/ 19 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Tampons actually are really good for blocking up bullet wounds, I had a vet come to my school and confirm that. As for Russia, he could have the tampons in case he gets into a skirmish with people while trying to expand his collection.
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sup, my dudes? 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Dudes
Dudets
Dudelings
Dudeor
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Pretty much 24 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
And one day one of them has a cold and you can't eat real food for a week.
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Powerful indeed 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Throw a stick, see how "chosen" he really is.
What I said, what they heard 11 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Yeah, invading Russia in the winter?!?
What where you thinking Addy? You were going so well until that point.
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If it's on the internet it must be true! 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Some people "believe" that they are one or more of the following:
- the cause of disease
- useless and/or only to make money
- government/alien mind control
- why the terrorists are winning
- unnatural and synthetic (technically true, but not always a bad thing)
- the cause of mental disabilities (such as ADHD or Autism)
Reply if I missed any, they are often quite funny to hear.
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Happy toilet paper 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
"No offence, but your personality is shit."
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It's Just So Small 9 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Nope, not squinting. Just waiting for it to load.
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I was scared for a second then I realized 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Found a link to buy but they are sold out:
http://www.welovefine.com/aperture-water-bottle-10141.html
It is also on Amazon but sold out there too.
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Tumblr takes a seat 27 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Unless you're hung like a goddamn elephant you don't need your legs more than a few centimetres apart. Room is required but not as much as most of the dicks (pun intended) on public transport use, often they are just being obnoxious.
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How to tell the hard times 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
How was it uphill both ways?
Guilty 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Say that to my face!
I Know I Do 45 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hmm, would it be wrong to have a relationship with them?
Morally? Biologically?
Honest question.
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If you had a rough day just remember 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Scrolling downs the FS Popular page, there was a long string of motivational posts such as "This man is happy despite his condition", "The saddest people smile the brightest" and so on.

And then there's this.
And this is what made me happy.
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Tumblr in a nutshell 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Punblr