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corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

— Aphelion Report User
Zeus you need some Trojans 101 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
ALL the upvotes.
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Fun way to die 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
...find me the nearest airport, I have a plane to catch.
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It's The Perfect Body 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Well it's cheaper than home security.
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
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Radiologists having fun 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
"Shit, I blinked. Can we go again?"
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Nap pals 1 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
*Insert picture of cat-pitbull-hybrid*
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I've known one since birth. 18 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Saaaaaame (but in male form)
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
'Cause, baby, you're a firework!
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
ignite the light and let it shine. Just own the night,
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Screams but no one seems to hear a thing.
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Security! Security! 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
TURN YOUR CAMERA OFF YOU MORON AND PICK UP YOUR BLOODY WEAPON ALREADY
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Security! Security! 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
SUPPORT YOU SONOFABITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU COVERING?!?
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Like a house of cards,
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He kept it real 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Ahh, the good old days of "Then".
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Do you ever feel 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Wanting to start again?
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Asian gangs 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
ABB
The most infuriating thing in the universe 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
If they walk away thinking they won, you loose,
Community Cracktivism in America 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Or maybe the cop was just a crackhead.
Problem solver spotted 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Two birds, one stone.
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Watching TV with my feet up when suddenly 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hideous yet probably very comfortable.
Who's the terrorist again? 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Going by the dictionary definition of the two words:

Terrorist: a person who uses terrorism in the pursuit of political aims.
Terrorism: the unofficial or unauthorised use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

The white boy was still a terrorist. He may not be right in the head but he still falls under the definition of "terrorist" as much as any of the official groups. Interestingly, because the definition of terrorist only refers to a single person - "a person..." - regardless of how racist, bigoted or against a religion someone is they can't be called a terrorist until they personally conduct or cause an act of violence to further their goals.

No opinions here, just facts derived from the definitions of the words.
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HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Now, I know we're not Tumblr, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to not hear this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc&ab_channel=FueledByRamen
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The tv shows are way better than the movies 14 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Their response would probely be the official version of "but stingy".
Shake your active window to close others. You sneaky Microsoft 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You tried it, didn't you?

Yes you did, don't lie.