Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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*Cracks knuckles* 13 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
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*Cracks knuckles* 13 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Never gonna say goodbye,
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Satan is always helpful 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Well that's less fun.
That's a good idea 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Use this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8S86rCCEAIqP1e.png
I'm pretty sure he's yellow enough to be "not okay."
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Toys have no gender! Except sex toys.. 19 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
See? Interesting people all around.
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Toys have no gender! Except sex toys.. 19 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Sex toys are only gendered if you're boring.
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I really hope childen didnt make this 15 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
.--- --- ... . ..-. / ... - .- .-.. .. -.
J O S E F / S T A L I N
nice
I can't be the only one who's scared? 34 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Usually when I see an argument like this I look up the facts and provide citation, but I don't want "average dick size in Kenya" in my search history.
Nothing this time.
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This should apply to a lot of people with siblings 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
First child was the trial run.
Second was the proper attempt.
Third was the "...let's try again."
Puppers could not care less 1 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
This dog looks like Colin Mochrie.
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Describe this backyard treehouse in one word 49 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Stupendiglorious.
Agreed 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Whether or not this is wrong depends on if the boyfriend got arrested as well. If he didn't then this is wrong on quite a few levels but if he did then this is just cherry picking.
I feel like a DSLR camera 27 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Like if you did it as soon as you read it.
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The truth behind Snow White 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
This REALLY should have happened in Once Apon A Time.
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Awesome potato 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You will also loose the ability to tell when someone is lying.
Tree of Life 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
On the path unwinding
The biggest question in the history of animation 22 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Why?
Because he can (apparently).
How?
Now that's the real question.
ohhhh 2cute 1 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Catital Cat.
Worrying about the end of the world 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hello from the future!
We'll *try* to warn you about anything major.
Apple Lawsuit! 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Actually, Apple litteraly invented the rounded corners. They called them "Roundrects" and were invented by an employee called Bill Atkinson (spelling?) in 1981. While not the first to use these things (obvisouly), he was the first to figure out an algarithm to draw them digitally.
You wear mines on your feet? What happens if they detonate? 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
It's like rocket jumping using spring shoes...
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He definitely did not see that coming 17 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
What is the legal age for driving where you are again?
Unlike america 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
*shockhorror* France?!? Really??? Of all the places...
Some Disney villains 19 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I can do all except '73s and '86, someone remind me what movie and I might get them but I'm not that great with anthropomorphic animal movies. It took me a while to realise it was doubling up on movies in some like the two from Atlantis and the two from Treasure Planet.