Maybe this is actually what the guy was singing about on Lady and the Tramp

so... you want to take out the aspect of make up, but leave in the swim suit portion? Cause let me guess, makeup is fake beauty but a thin waist, large breasts and a perfect figure is real, true beauty aaaaaaawwww k.

Cojago... I can run with it

Zelda and my boyfriend is being Link

I like reposts! I don't get to see everything the first time around so even if it is a repost thank you! its super cute :)

I wish I was served a beer 3 minutes after boarding... damn it usually takes a good hour

wait till you sign up for grad school...
thats when the guillotine drops.

we need that kid from The Little Rascals "I've gotta pickle"

where.. is... STEWIE

if you don't drink a cosmo in this glass you fail at life

I read this book at the daycare I work at... so today's kids do know this one lol

I met Allan and honestly hes just an all around nice guy

celebrities get away with this shit all the time... how many people were chearing on Mayweather? Guy continuously beat women, no one said boo about that, he still got his award.
Thats how fame works sadly

pick the way-> old age (BOOM)