That's pretty metal

Crushing a lightbulb in your hand would really hurt

I like to pause for effect

Reminder Ginny's celebrity crush was only a year older than her. Wish me luck with my 38 year old one

I have a mastiff pit bull that can do that. She steals eggs from the coop then just carries them around in her mouth all day until she drops it. Them when it finally breaks she eats it. It's too cute to take away

I thought I was so original

I'm going to cry

Your user name is painfully ironic

That dog has beautiful eyebrows

The real question is: was it Andy who threw it too far or was it someone who found Andy's ball?

Especially handy if it's your crushes house

I hope you realize that not all feminists are like that. A lot of them are shouty and rude and blame instead of sticking up for equal rights. But there is a big portion of feminists that are fair and stick up for equality between men and women. Feminism doesn't mean hating men or thinking women are better than men, it stands simply for equal rights between sexes. I think that a lot of feminists put up a bad example but many feminists are proud and willing to stuck up for people who are victims of sexism. I just want you to think about who you are offending.

Black pillow

My best friend is named Turduckin

It's almost like a Spirograph

I love Zombieland

It's like looking at a ghost

I'm pretty sure there were always gay people

Uh. Wonder Woman doesn't belong to Marvel. Those comics belong to DC. Marvel company doesn't have the rights to make a Wonder Woman movie