I don't know how I feel about these

WHY DO YOU PUT THE MOST CRUCIAL DETAILS IN THE SMALLEST FONT?

Low blow, dude, that's a really low blow. Eyebrows and nails are never to be dissed

The accuracy of some of these scares me

Put the bags in bags

When you get a book and you wanna finish it as soon as possible cuz it's so good but at the same time you wanna save it so it'll last longer....the struggle is real

Liking cuz of the title 

That's gonna make one sexy butterfly

Well that escalated quickly...

No commitments. No drama. We just sleep together every night. I love you.

Breakfast is the only thing that motivates to wake up in the morning

"DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU"

A moment of silence for the sleep I was going to get tonight

That looks an awful lot like peanut butter....

Oh what's that? Computer's frozen? Well I'd better click it a million times cuz that'll fix it

And then the mice can pass it to the ants

What's worse is when they type for ages but respond with a one word answer...like why you gotta play with my emotions like that?