You know what else we need? A unicorn emoji. Why is there a  BUT NO UNICORN?

I find it hard to look away from this...strangely hypnotizing

Might just be the last one you take as well

Well at least this way nobody will have to wonder how the human race went extinct....wouldn't want another dinosaur dilemma on our hands

Wait till you see the toonie, it has a polar bear on it

We should all just hibernate

Story of my life

We got three for the price of one?

I love how his ears wave too

It's all fun and games till someone lights a candle

I'm concerned for this guy. He's pulling out a humerus like it's nothing. Next he'll pull out a head

I laughed way harder than I should have

This is why I have trust issues

Well you woke it by chopping it in half, did you expect it to fart rainbows?

Right? Elementary kids are looking forward to getting the next iPhone while I used to look forward to getting a new pack of crayons

It's so....moist....

The fourth one's clearly a lie the phone says, "100% charged" Yeah right, nice try. When are iPhones 100% charged? Is that even possible?

I swear this the exact same scene that's in every horror movie