She couldn't breastfeed anyways she doesn't have tits. Also, how the fuck do you think you are gonna have a female kid?

Unless it's religion-based or whatever, I think being vegan or vegetarian is dumb as hell when your reasoning is super invalid. Like kalalkalamamamslkamala said, he/she doesn't like it because it smells bad. That's at least feasible. If you didn't know, plants are alive too. "Would people be as comfortable buying produce if the date it was HARVESTED was displayed alongside the best before date?" If you want to hear my opinion on random shit kik me @crazydoodlejacob.

No way in hell did you drop a can in the sink and it fit perfectly in. That's at least a 1 in 5 million chance. That's almost as if a needle fell out of space and landed on your eye.

What does the fox have to say about that?

I'm positive that I accidently might have cut his lung with the scalpel during the surgery.....

I just don't see what all is going on here. Some noob is crying his eyes out and some other most likely disembodied hand is holding a pair of scissors around a string with a knife on it. Like is this a test of trust like "pl0x dunt kut teh rowp or i wil not be ur fren no moar"

Fresh sushi..... Oh and by the way did anybody think to put these /out of the water/ and maybe fund a little bit to go on the /giant fucking plains/ in the midwest where there is harnessable wind??

It probably helped him train his reaction time
Oh wait

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