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Look at these f*cked up carrots I grew 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 16 hours ago
Growing them in a shallow pot
Barbarous departed marked 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Me when the author is not the marketing department
Hack 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Why stop there? Put -100 and get the place yo pay you
Don't talk to me. I'm processing 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Mind you that AI is about as intelligent as a parrot. It’s only putting together what it receives with only basic understanding of the meaning.
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Venom for Halloween 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
White mascara would’ve made it perfect
Eye contact 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
What you do is slowly move the conversation towards the exit
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My Walmart self-checkout kiosk has "Worcestershire" spelled wildly incorrectly 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
A human usually enters items into the system
Seems like this person couldn’t give a fuck about copying it from the box
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Elephant colonoscopy playground 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
The butt is at the base of the tail
Which means they’re actually going into the elephant’s balls
I own a Tile business. I am proud to be a woman in the construction business 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
My dad didn’t have knee pads
Now his knees look like those pads (flat)
The real heroes 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
There was literally a short story about this
A utopia that would crumble if they stopped torturing this one particular child
Asking the real questions 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 days ago
His enemies probably branded him a con artist. And who knows? Maybe he was.
I saw Steve Wozniak speak and asked a coworker to take my picture in front of him. Dude 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
And this is why you ALWAYS ask for multiple photos
I was taking sunset pics when this one demanded pets 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Ooh the rare 6 toed cat
In the drive thru today 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Oh my god the Coneheads
Anyone can cook! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Anton Ego isn’t bald tho
"my energy comes from my diet" bull**** 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
One of the things people often miss is that it takes energy to *maintain* muscle as well.
Also depends on your metabolism
Story time 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
“Odysseus is the model of the loyal husband” are you shitting me
Penelope was way more loyal.
She fended off dudes for YEARS
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Knotty unaccountable fair 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Yeah it’s all fun and games until several people are hospitalised because they have a fucking towel in their stomach
Geisha Geiko Tomeko in 1930s 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
For those who wanna know more:
Geiko is an apprentice Geisha
Geiko can be photographed.
Geisha, as professional performers, are usually not.
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Confidential rabid adolescent 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Also the dental industry
Much more profitable for you to get a cavity than a regular cleaning
Did they watch him? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Yeah a helicopter does not work the same as a plane. This guy’s a dumbass and he died for it
Madly reflective high-performance 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
People don’t invite you to their gathering
Or leave you out of the group char
No-fly battle thick 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Uh… if you go into your files they have the exe files in there… you can play single player games…
Slayer layer 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
That’s because you never googled it