Is... is he gone? OH SHIT

Rub butter on me then scream as I bite ur hand

*explodes with the drama* TAKE THAT HATERS! LOVE WHO YA WANT!

NOBODY NOTICED THE TEAM CAP CHAIR INTRUDING THE SYMMETRY? SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR COW!
Also Team Iron Man bcuz technology and flying

Don't forget your spare blade honey!

Finished The Inheritance Cycle book series. Cried at the end. Still a little empty inside when I heard dat there's gonna be more

HE WAS IN NANNY MCPHEE? OMG YES

Oh, just realised Superman should be able to see the thick smoke

Because all the fangirls entered the Hunger Games and the victor is the girlfriend

XD My bro can hear me humming on the other side of the room, THROUGH HIS HEADPHONES! He gets so angry

When ur rabbit stands on its back legs whenever you snap your fingers and comes when you clap and you just hold it like a human baby >.<

And out of the adjoining cave came a hissed "My precious"

Humans practise fitness competitions called sports
Humans kill eachother because they are the only ones on the planet who can take down themselves
Humans band together to defeat an enemy that threatens their survival
Humans CAN USE ANY PART OF THEIR BODY AS A TOOL OR WEAPON, EVEN HAIR

He told you not to tell! THAT HEDGEHOG IS A NATIONAL SECRET

I'm heartless. Or maybe I ran out of tears last night and this morning cuz I'm a fucking pussy when I'm tired and I cried so hard for an ANIME

I'd just look at it and be like "Is it an Online RPG? What platform? We can't afford a PS5!"

He then cries as the ocean becomes bath-hot, killing all non-tropical fish and harming the rest

It should have been Bananaskin... Bananaskin Pie-walker or sumtehin

Zombie realestate list?

my GOD the final picture so cute... when he was baby did he just stay that way for a few years

"Everyone's Screwed"

All art has a meaning behind it. Even abstract. What's the story here?

WTF? That's nasty. Take them all home and grow them in secret. Hidden luck factory... put some in a tiny jar and bite one when u need luck

One leg is regular. The other looks like its got an extra joint

Hmmm, perhaps because if someone gets it, it gets crushed or torn... you'll die? I dunno... just thinkin out loud. Why don't you just ask Inspector Gadget to lend you his hat?