We aren't funding it because governments are too busy with taxes and little problems. They're in denial of global warmin

Stork: "WTF lady? I have this child that MUST be yours by the end of tonight I don't care what you think you WILL take this child!"

Before torch there was sun moments. -bows-

"I can't even" comprehend how much you are cute

I love everything about me. I love my self-esteem <3

Some are good some are bad

The Pidgey one... was he on le toilet?

Moi

Try a place on the coast, with rainforest mountains.

All of them are fake

The corgis look fine?

When you're tryna catch pokemon with your girl around

Is he... dead?

-mega facepalm- It's 9 o clock. Just because numbers are missing doesn't mean AN AVERAGE HUMAN BRAIN CAN FILL IN THE MISSING NUMBERS

The orange one sitting on the bench is like "Tell me all about it"

Doesn't Thor realise Deadpool would read a magazine on the way down?

Eh? I don't understand?

It's as if... if you don't have it when you grow up... its bad for you. I'm sure grandparents would say TV is bad, but parents say it's fine. We would say gaming is fine, but not VR?

I have a sad story to tell...
So in school we had a little project where we hatched and took home chickens. (Mine turned out to be a rooster) I had to look after my friends chicken for a while. I took them home and sat them in front of the portable heater. (At the time, the wheels were broken) My brother comes along with his size 10 feet and steps directly onto one of the chickens. I had to watch helplessly as it had a spasm until it died.

My mum freaked out about a fireman calendar

I would maybe go to the justice league and tell one of my best jokes to Batman