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High pitched screaming 22 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
LubeHub. Yes... It's that version of PornHub
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it's not too late 24 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
WHAT IF EXTINCT ANIMALS DISAPPEARING IS BECAUSE PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE ARE TAKING THEM TO BE CLONES?
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Sign at a coffee shop 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
"Hello, can I please get a small coffee? Thankyou!" Can I pay only a dollar for that
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Cool parents 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
This is how all parents should be. Thanks everyone
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Bromance 20 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
We need this to happen. Come on, next deadpool movie!!!
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Best scene in Dumbo movie 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Dumbo is clearly high right now
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Nobody comments on the last line? Ok...
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A pretty scary halloween story 244 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
t('3't)
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And the what?? 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Instead of having people examples, give chicken examples.
The male has a seed and the seed goes into the egg. The egg becomes hard and then later it hatches into a baby.
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Gap between your thighs 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Thigh gaps = looser pussy
Gap between your thighs 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Maybe the way your feet are angled? Like pigeon toe or something...
A millionaire doing it right 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Why can't we be more like the Nordic countries? THEY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
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These old ladies 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
The one on the left is convincing
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Muricans found in the wild 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Indeed.
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Just why 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Banks produce money. We need to get a bank to give money straight to homeless and schools WITHOUT THE MIDDLE MAN!!!
So many questions left for this 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Flash was late for work and missed the train by 1 millisecond
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Fake chocolate, why you lie 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Remember kids. Always sniff everything.
I once got a lollipop eraser on a plastic stick. It was all shiny because it was in a packet for so long. I licked it and I am pretty sure nobody saw.
I was at a birthday party.
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What Drake are you today? 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
6-9 eyyyyy ;) ;P
The quiet atheists 65 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
I am with you all the way. We don't know how exactly we got here, and it's ok. I don't ask.
I'm superstitious though... it's difficult being atheist and superstitious at the same time
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Pokemon Go got me like (yes the photo is of me) 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Amazing cape :)
This picture can actually be smelled 12 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
I find very VERY strange smells amusing. I'm not going to tell you because embarrasment
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Picture of the criminals who were mugging Pokemon Go players 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Seeing all those trainers with Ash Ketchum hats on. "They've got a pikachu! They've got a pikachu! Where is the real pikachu!?"
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"Bae" is an illusion so please stop saying "Bea" 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Bae Bea... BEAU!!!
The Face of Beauuuuuuuuuu....
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Try harder 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Peach gave into Mario's desperate ego grab
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Being romantic vs. Being realistic 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 years ago
Not if you have a grand canyon stomach like I do
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