I don't get it?

*pulls out wooden spoon* COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK YOUR BOTTOM

Do you like how "red" is red?

Where's Waldo: Colour in to find

It's drooling

How do write good
-write smol idea
-bad idea is good idea bc you make idea
-do you like sci-fi? write da sci-fi
-write what make your heart do flippy flip
-make sure to stretch or else crampy
-do not worry if is trash, remember Twilight
-if u like it doesn't matter
-if someone tells u is bad
-make them die in da storie

WE HAVE HARNESSED THOR'S POWER

"I like the blue ones! They taste better!" *stare* Da fuk?

The most amazing and fantastic mammal amphibian ever

What is "refreshed?"

Don't get it??

Where da food at

This is everest

I cried

What is it?

Medusa's BLIND husband

I'd probably get an A or sumthin

Ok yes I am an introvert. Thanks for giving me more info to identify myself

WHERE IS THE LEGS?

Its ACTUALLY Guys and ghouls of memory lane, don't you wanna see something strange?

I bet he dragged the whale onto shore himself...

"Money can't buy happiness and love, but it can buy sex, which is the next best thing"