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Pom Pom Crab cheers you on from the sidelines. YOU CAN DO IT!

OR an amazing, beautiful mouthful

Shiiiiiit

JUST TRY ME. I'LL POP THAT BUBBLE

That ain't clear that's bio luminescence

Adam Sandler???

The vashta nerada

I think the only option is flora/plants. "I recommend you get the poison ivy, marijuana and dandelion special"

Last night I was on my way home from my bro's 21st and someone shouted "Blue dress!" I was the only one with a blue dress. I'm underage.

Eh, better than flat Earth. I'll take it

I did once. I regret it. I can't remember my password! MY POOR PUFFLE

I need a hug to put some amount of happiness back into my dull life. Sometimes I feel like I am omnipotent. I don't mind being here on Earth, though. If you try to hug me on here, it doesn't work. These are just words. I can tighten my muscles to make it feel like I'm being hugged. I can imagine I am being hugged. But noone will ever do it in real life. They do, but it's not satisfying. I need more than a bear hug. I need someone to hug me around the waist and hug me until I'm out of breath.

Isn't this Batman?

It burst on the couch and not on the dog

You make all of it in a 2D form, then stitch the final parts on when you put it on the tree

I have 50 notifications on Funsub. One time I had over 100

Gravity should be the most agreed upon, right?

Goddamit Japan

They look GUTTED *laughs hysterically*

This is the average life of an Aussie. Honest

I bought a dress today that made me look fat from one side. From the other side it was fine??