You also detect my smugness

-_____- I detect your sarcasm and I give you a slap in the face

I have a job! ^-^ and an offer from another job. Huh

Which I wanna see XD

He said physical activity that makes you tired, but not masturbation. Wasn't that clear? He said it twice

Yes. She should have used a ruler

Oh please *Rhymes*

But deep fried everything is America's specialty

But he'd have to have a body that can withstand moving faster than the speed of light. His molecules would have to be amazingly strong not to be torn apart by someone who is a walking molecular accelerator

Not exactly violent, but overly American

Omfg I just realised that. NOOOO JAAACCKKKK