Left is 9/10 the rest are 5/1000

The first dog is gonna sneeze within 2 secs of that photo

Go onto your browser, go into your "Downloads" folder (should be in the menu with your history) and you can see where it saved and the name of it there. You're welcome.
For Mac's n Apple things, go screw yourself

Ahem. Made from the nose of a saw-fish

No it should be "Thanks Peter Parker for the pic"

This is "How do dogs wear pants' all over again

TBH I was actually thinking that it was a phone vibrator or somethin

That's not the Mona Lisa, (I'm sorry if it's a joke) but it's actually Jesus

I am the only one that gets the title joke thanks @rayofsunshine

I will do it. I'll let you know when Chapter 1 is done! ^_^

Stay Puft

Dats me hello I will make eye contact if you're talking and you're interesting. I will make eye contact as I pass you at school. I will make eye contact on the bus. In the street. When I sit across from you in the waiting room. I make eye contact no matter what.

Um yes

But doesn't he look like a dick?

Where do find dis

That's me right here!