Someone got mad at me on the internet because they were pretty much slapping their face on the keyboard and I told them to get a thesaurus, all the while flaunting my vocabulary. They said that it was practically impossible for me to know all these words and they said that I probably had a thesaurus

that's one hell of a foreplay

salt harvester got dat right

You turn it upside down from the picture

He looks like a stunned cat

School BOYS? TRIGGEREREEDEDEDDE

It flunked at the keys

Wet Diaper: Extreme

I glimpsed it and thought the man's hands were the baby's ribs and that it was alien

I'm planning to write this

Camerawoman is an option

Staring at urself while you do a line

This is what creates black holes! :D

It made sense actually until the last 7 words lol

I literally doubted it from when it said he disarmed a bomb. You need special training for that dude

Me

Lots and lots of hamster wheels

Hermione lol. Or maybe Sirius if I was a dude lol

They could just hug really close and share it. That's what my mum did. Or you could just have more than one if you knew it was rainy

GTA