I’ve been playing this game so much recently

SOMEONE I KNOW EATS THE WRAPPER AS WELL. THEY SAY ITS EDIBLE BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO EAT IT

SIMS

My sister had a fighting fish that got out of its tank, and was on the floor for 10+ minutes. It survived, but was covered in dust.
Those things live in puddles, I’m not surprised

Yeah I speak United States
FREEDOM
DEMOCRACY
HOTDOG
BURGER
DIABEETUS

The tiny pieces lil Tom thinks is ok to throw to rabid fans will get ripped apart and then stretched to become the movie, and everyone will be disappointed that they figured it out because it ruins the movie

When the light goes out, will there still be light inside the box?

FOR THE LONGEST TIME I THOUGHT THIS WAS GRAFFITI AND THE LITTLE BOX WAS AN AC

I didn't know the Rock was pregnant!!

I hope he gets ass-fucked

Slide down out of her legs

Until the little problems inflate because you ignored hem

I'm sad that Andre was treated poorly by strangers and that they made him cry. :(
I wanna hug his knee.

Tiniest watermelon, biggest grapes