Maybe it’s to help with artificial insemination.

Higher on the streets and I know it’s my time to go

Correlation not causation. You have 0 phds

No, because the number of options is an integer

If we remember it, we report it

I’ll take the easy pickings lol, though I’ll try to do all of them. In the meantime, did y’all know Daniel Radcliffe is filming in SA?
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It is June. There is not a cloud in the sky. Everyone is wearing shorts and singlets. Several dads are watering the dirt that used to be a lawn. This is normal.

Jee thanks guys. Any other ones I should do?

IM OFFENDED THAT YOURE YELLING

I'm offended that you intentionally set a trap for people to get offended. You're just SJW scum

*forearm

Life uhhh... finds a way

I’m offended that you attacked me and didn’t even have a capital letter at the start of your sentence.

Different meme guy

Yeah all that emphasis was to make him believe that he hated him

She’s from the Phillipines so my guess is that’s her name

Here’s the best one I can come up with tho:
You are sitting with your friend. “Have you ever” he mumbles. “Ever felt like this” you reply.
“When strange things happen while going round the twist” you chant together. Suddenly you are transported to a lighthouse. This was expected

You are in the Bunnings car park. The smell of hot snags drifts through the air. It is the middle of the night. But the snags are always for sale... always for sale

Evolution happens all the time bruh

I don’t know why I’m offended so you should all apologise to me

Then it shall be a fight for the ages

I think one of them (top right) is Forrest gump