What do you count as modern.
Also without vaccines, probably a lot.
But apart from that 0.
I have a pretty decently immune system and have never broken a bone

Bamboo: “Allow me to introduce myself”

How fuckin creepy would it be to pronounce someone dead of decapitation and close their eyelids for respect, and they just fling back open

If you give tik tok compilations a chance, you’ll see it’s exactly like vine

Honestly we shouldn’t expect anything. The final chapter tied everything together and Shrek is at peace. Unless you’re gonna pull a story like the new HTTYD and focus on the kids.

But not aesthetic skills

Three person marriages exist

Holy fuck that’s an advanced joke

If you’re prepared for a little blood, you can fit them both

Shop has gone too far. I renounce it’s title

Teacher: “Wheres my packet?”
Me: “oh so now you’re part of the class?

“I am every minority!!!”
Bet they’d identify as black too if that wouldn’t get them banned

I’ve lost everything is just
But... that’s Dio!

I can do it too

People from the past had varied numbers of fingers.
It’s fact, here’s the evidence!

This was the first thing to make me laugh really hard in three days

Next product: This new consent condom requires 2 fingerprints to open
How much this cost huh?